Berzerker Controller

9/17/2004

"Forged of bone and armor. Bred to destroy and devour."

This is a very odd item I picked up at my local Gamestop, believe it or not. It's a Playstation 2 controller from hell. I took one look at it and absolutely had to have it. Have you ever seen such an awesome controller in your life?? Even my friends totally freaked out when they saw it. Granted, it's not the most ergonomic thing in the world and the buttons and handles feel rough. Surprisingly, the controls are quite responsive, and after extended play it feels somewhat natural. On the downside, when my friend Gus tried to use Berzerker, the controller ate him. Rest in peace, Gus!