SQUEEZE BOX/2600
Posted: September 22nd, 2011, 12:35 pm
SQUEEZE BOX / 2600 / F
I remember paying $1.99 for this dog and wishing I had spent the money on something more entertaining, like a root canal!
This is a kid's game with an adult theme, and I never figured that out. You are Barney, escaping from alcatraz prison by shooting the bars, and if you lose you GET SENT TO HELL. Which is where this game should go.
I narmally like Breakout-type games but this is pathetic. You can't SHOOT, only AIM, and aiming is very hard. And every level is exactly the same, and it gets boring after 30 seconds of playing.
The graphics are good, but all that you see is Barney shooting colored bars. The sounds are harsh rasping noise.
This game must have taken ten minutes to program. I've seen type-in basic computer programs better then this. One of the 2600's worst games, and thats a big pile of poo!
I remember paying $1.99 for this dog and wishing I had spent the money on something more entertaining, like a root canal!
This is a kid's game with an adult theme, and I never figured that out. You are Barney, escaping from alcatraz prison by shooting the bars, and if you lose you GET SENT TO HELL. Which is where this game should go.
I narmally like Breakout-type games but this is pathetic. You can't SHOOT, only AIM, and aiming is very hard. And every level is exactly the same, and it gets boring after 30 seconds of playing.
The graphics are good, but all that you see is Barney shooting colored bars. The sounds are harsh rasping noise.
This game must have taken ten minutes to program. I've seen type-in basic computer programs better then this. One of the 2600's worst games, and thats a big pile of poo!