2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby VideoGameCritic » April 1st, 2015, 12:16 am

Here's a new set of Atari 2600 reviews for your reading enjoyment.  Comments welcome.

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby snakeboy1 » April 1st, 2015, 1:01 am

[QUOTE=videogamecritic]Here's a new set of Atari 2600 reviews for your reading enjoyment.  Comments welcome.[/QUOTE]
Finally, someone who has the guts to tell gravity where to stick it. It's been holding me down for way too long, and I'm not going to take it anymore.

And that high score of 17,300 in 50 Shades of Grey is really impressive - I can't top 10,000.

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby NAC1 » April 1st, 2015, 5:37 am

It's astounding that Dubious Software has managed to stick around for so long! I never found any of their past games any good, and 50 Shades of Grey is an all new low for them!

As far as Atari 2600 developers go, I'll take Spiral Rift Productions over Dubious Software any day!

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby Astrosmasher1 » April 1st, 2015, 9:14 am

I love these April the first stories by VGC.  50 shades of custers revenge.  Aye right.  Though it is amazing how he can wax lyrical about vapourware.


Next year I want the Dreamcast version of Alien resurrection.  On April 1st that is.

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby Gentlegamer1 » April 1st, 2015, 10:54 am

50 Shades of Grey, Rated A... for April Fools!

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby Rev1 » April 1st, 2015, 6:08 pm

I forgot it was April Fools. Good reviews. 50 Shades of Grey, lol.

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby thrust261 » April 2nd, 2015, 4:07 am

Very nice rewrite of the Gravitar review. Now the game gets the credits it deserves!

From the old review, I only miss the reference to Thrust. [smile]

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby VideoGameCritic » April 2nd, 2015, 7:39 am

[QUOTE=thrust26]Very nice rewrite of the Gravitar review. Now the game gets the credits it deserves!

From the old review, I only miss the reference to Thrust. [smile][/QUOTE]

If it's any consolation Thomas, Thrust is still listed in the "if you like this" section directly under the review.  (I don't select those games by the way - an algorithm does).

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby ptdebate1 » April 2nd, 2015, 9:58 am

50 Shades the Game? Who spent their time on this? Hilarious!

Edit--wow, I fall for the dumbest things

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2015/4/1: Atari 2600: Cosmic Commuter, Gravitar, 50 Shades of Grey

Postby C64_Critic1 » April 3rd, 2015, 11:33 am

[demotivational-posters-you-win-again-gravity]


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