The Video Game Critic

Thanks for reviewing. I have been a fan of the game for quite a while. It's a very difficult game; no matter how many times I play, I end up losing all my articles of clothing while the computer girl has barely removed anything. My wife has been trying to get me to stop playing; I can't tell you how many times she's said "it looks weird to be naked on the couch with only a Virtual Boy on your head."

Also, did anyone else have an issue with the lenses steaming up?

Where's the fake icon? APRIL FOOLS!

ESauce wrote:
Would you trade it for a live seal, sealed?

If it helps,I'll club it for you when it arrives. No charge; I just hate seals.

crimefighter wrote:Where's the fake icon? APRIL FOOLS!

Shh. Don't give the game away.

ESauce wrote:Would you trade it for a live seal, sealed?

Ah, but the live seal once sealed is no longer a live seal sealed but a dead seal sealed. Now, send me seven of those, and you and I and Ingmar can talk. (It's a little-known fact that the original draft had Max von Sydow playing strip poker with Death.)

GTS wrote:My wife has been trying to get me to stop playing; I can't tell you how many times she's said "it looks weird to be naked on the couch with only a Virtual Boy on your head."

I considered adding the wrist-pain icon, but thought that might be a little much.

"Amsterdam Software", nice.

I forgot what today was... really you have surpassed yourself with this one. I swallowed it hook line and sinker.

I actually forgot about the real Strip Poker game I used to play on my C64. Brought back some memories with this review. The sequel on the Virtual Boy looks great. Just be sure to lock your door when playing it because you can't see who is standing around you.