Annnd go!
Persona 3: Here, put this gun to your head and pull the trigger. It'll give you superpowers!
Mario: A plumber fights a dragon after eating a weird looking mushroom.
Final Fantasy VII: Dude tries to destroy the world cuz his mom said to.
Kirby: Pacman and the pink ghost had a baby, and IT WANTS TO DEVOUR YOUR SOUL.
Grand Theft Auto: You know that thing you're not supposed to do? Do it.
Explain a video game badly
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Explain a video game badly
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- ptdebate
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Dark Souls: An old man with dementia keeps trying to turn the light back on. You can either help him or not but either way you have to kill him.
Dark Souls II: A zombie queen needs you to unlock a door for her.
Persona 5: Catbus ride to hell.
Dark Souls II: A zombie queen needs you to unlock a door for her.
Persona 5: Catbus ride to hell.
- scotland
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Warlords: Four person pong
Frogger: Frog who can't swim plays in traffic
Adventure: A dot meets a duck
Pitfall: Unseen man hurls barrels at hurdler
Space Invaders: shoot bugs in a chorus line
Frogger: Frog who can't swim plays in traffic
Adventure: A dot meets a duck
Pitfall: Unseen man hurls barrels at hurdler
Space Invaders: shoot bugs in a chorus line
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Kingdom Hearts: Guys, they made a game out of my OC Disney fanfiction!
Minecraft: Hole Digging Simulator 2009
Fatal Frame: Forcibly Photograph Fearsomely Unphotogenic Phantoms to the Finish.
Donkey Kong Country:
Minecraft: Hole Digging Simulator 2009
Fatal Frame: Forcibly Photograph Fearsomely Unphotogenic Phantoms to the Finish.
Donkey Kong Country:
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God of War: After the lonely bank loan officer Carl Allen is convicted to participate of a self-help program based on say "yes" to "everything", he meets an unorthodox young woman called Allison, and his life starts to change positively, giving him new perspectives of how to live.
Am I doing it right?
Am I doing it right?
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Team Fortress 2: MEEEEEDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIC! Simulator 2007.
- scotland
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Haunted House: Eyes without a face
Empire Strikes Back: Shoot camels for high score
Asteroids: Triangle plays with polygons
Zork: type verbs. Die by Grue.
Duck Hunt: Mumbly the dog lures birds to their death
Empire Strikes Back: Shoot camels for high score
Asteroids: Triangle plays with polygons
Zork: type verbs. Die by Grue.
Duck Hunt: Mumbly the dog lures birds to their death
- Matchstick
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Wing Commander - Like Star Wars, except the Empire is made up of giant cat people that can fly space ships.
Berzerk - A game the humanoids made to make them feel better about themselves. Us robots took their jobs, anyway.
Command & Conquer - Just like watching CNN... 30 years ago.
John Madden Football - Way better than real football, because it doesn't have The Patriots in it!
Gran Turismo - Like an interactive 15 year old kid's dream. Well, the PG version, at least.
I like this game
Berzerk - A game the humanoids made to make them feel better about themselves. Us robots took their jobs, anyway.
Command & Conquer - Just like watching CNN... 30 years ago.
John Madden Football - Way better than real football, because it doesn't have The Patriots in it!
Gran Turismo - Like an interactive 15 year old kid's dream. Well, the PG version, at least.
I like this game
- Matchstick
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scotland wrote:Haunted House: Eyes without a face
Couldn't have said it better myself. And now Billy Idol's in my head, too. Win-win!!
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Friday 13th The game- Jason has mommy issues.
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