The worst games you have played on each system
Posted: February 8th, 2018, 12:56 am
If we are talking about the best games we must talk about the worst. The games everyone loves and you hate. Rock zombies and Z heroes. The real stinkers that just had you wondering why you bothered.
2600 Mousetrap. Woeful and short. I had played the coleco version and was like how come it is so much better.
Honourable mention Airlock.
Coleco. Cabbage Patch Kids. Too cute for me.
7800 Karateka the worst version of a great game. This game has largely been forgotten but it has a special place for us Atarians who love the shuffle shuffle death game play. Love to hate it that is.
Megadrive LA Swat. A great game in the arcades, a bad translation.
SNES Time cop. A boring platform game shoe horned into the license.
Ps1 Armorines: Project S.W.A.R.M. or Kiss Pinball 2 tables and no Kiss songs. Armorines was a pale version of the N64 game.
Ps2 The sniper 2. This game was bad. Boring and no fun to play.
Dreamcast Fighting force 2. All the cardinal sins of Video gaming are in this game. You have a machine for loads of energy (and you need it in this game) you go from one room to the next and that is it. You get no option of going back. Also worse still in the 3rd level one shot that does not hit an enemy will end the level in a nuclear blast.
Saturn Robotica dull FPS. Dull graphics and game play.
Jaguar None. It was the best system with the best games.
GameCube Die Hard. Why did they bother? The first fps I got on the game cube. It was dreadful. So bad I gave up after 5 goes.
xbox 360 Ride to retribution. A game so bad on every level. Or DArk Souls. Just a lamentable game. I know some like it but I do not. Tekken tag tournament 2. Fighting games are so lame and this one is the lamest of the lot. I would have preferred a classic like Kasumi Ninja.
Sonic the hedgehog. Most of the time the game plays itself and leaves you wondering why you bothered.
Ps3 Killzone 2. The game is atrocious looking. If you like going through mud like landscapes this is the one for you.
Xbone Rock zombie. DLC only/ Tries to be streets of rage and fails. Honourable mentions to Z heroes. Similar to streets of rage but very hard and streets of rage has better graphics. Super dungeon brothers, an atrocious attempt at Diabalo. The Deer god. A procedural generated platform game. So you never knew where you were jumping. Play it and you will be saying dear god a lot.
Steep. Just a dire snowboarding game. Also why is it online only?
Battleborn. A pathetic attempt at a humourless game by Gearbox. You play the same levels over and over and over. Boring. Also why is it online only?
Volgar, remember rastan saga? This is how to do it badly.
Tumblestone. All puzzle games were not created equal. This makes tetris 3d seem like it is a good game.
I hope you like my list.
2600 Mousetrap. Woeful and short. I had played the coleco version and was like how come it is so much better.
Honourable mention Airlock.
Coleco. Cabbage Patch Kids. Too cute for me.
7800 Karateka the worst version of a great game. This game has largely been forgotten but it has a special place for us Atarians who love the shuffle shuffle death game play. Love to hate it that is.
Megadrive LA Swat. A great game in the arcades, a bad translation.
SNES Time cop. A boring platform game shoe horned into the license.
Ps1 Armorines: Project S.W.A.R.M. or Kiss Pinball 2 tables and no Kiss songs. Armorines was a pale version of the N64 game.
Ps2 The sniper 2. This game was bad. Boring and no fun to play.
Dreamcast Fighting force 2. All the cardinal sins of Video gaming are in this game. You have a machine for loads of energy (and you need it in this game) you go from one room to the next and that is it. You get no option of going back. Also worse still in the 3rd level one shot that does not hit an enemy will end the level in a nuclear blast.
Saturn Robotica dull FPS. Dull graphics and game play.
Jaguar None. It was the best system with the best games.
GameCube Die Hard. Why did they bother? The first fps I got on the game cube. It was dreadful. So bad I gave up after 5 goes.
xbox 360 Ride to retribution. A game so bad on every level. Or DArk Souls. Just a lamentable game. I know some like it but I do not. Tekken tag tournament 2. Fighting games are so lame and this one is the lamest of the lot. I would have preferred a classic like Kasumi Ninja.
Sonic the hedgehog. Most of the time the game plays itself and leaves you wondering why you bothered.
Ps3 Killzone 2. The game is atrocious looking. If you like going through mud like landscapes this is the one for you.
Xbone Rock zombie. DLC only/ Tries to be streets of rage and fails. Honourable mentions to Z heroes. Similar to streets of rage but very hard and streets of rage has better graphics. Super dungeon brothers, an atrocious attempt at Diabalo. The Deer god. A procedural generated platform game. So you never knew where you were jumping. Play it and you will be saying dear god a lot.
Steep. Just a dire snowboarding game. Also why is it online only?
Battleborn. A pathetic attempt at a humourless game by Gearbox. You play the same levels over and over and over. Boring. Also why is it online only?
Volgar, remember rastan saga? This is how to do it badly.
Tumblestone. All puzzle games were not created equal. This makes tetris 3d seem like it is a good game.
I hope you like my list.