Simple, put what you think is the some of the critic's funniest lines/quotes in his reviews that you think are funny, even if you think it's only funny to you.
One of my fav's from the Dreamcast Ecco the Dolphin:
"Sorry but I refuse to jump on the Ecco bandwagon this time"
Critic's funniest lines!
Critic's funniest lines!
The line about Atari 2600 "Star Fox" carts gaining self awareness and trying to take over the world. The "King Of Monkey Juggling" line from his "King Of Fighters 94" CD review.
Critic's funniest lines!
Marvel Super Heroes Review (Saturn):
"The only thing that bothers me is the prospect of having Spiderman fight Captain America - I can only pray that this unfortunate situation never occurs in real life".
"The only thing that bothers me is the prospect of having Spiderman fight Captain America - I can only pray that this unfortunate situation never occurs in real life".
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Red Dog, Dreamcast:
"Since the dawn of recorded history, man's basic instincts have changed little: Seek shelter, gather food, and blow up robots."
"Since the dawn of recorded history, man's basic instincts have changed little: Seek shelter, gather food, and blow up robots."
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I liked the end of Bubsy what was it something along the lines of.........
"If you're tired of good games with original music and good levels,this is the game for you"
"If you're tired of good games with original music and good levels,this is the game for you"
Critic's funniest lines!
I remember laughing a lot when I read the Slot Machine game review for A-2600. Good Stuff...
http://www.videogamecritic.net/2600ss.htm
http://www.videogamecritic.net/2600ss.htm
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Critic's funniest lines!
I liked when he called Taz Mania (Gen.) the game from hell.
Critic's funniest lines!
My favorite was the bashing of "Sonic the hedgehog 360", it reminds me of how sonic became the new superman 64.
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I lost my composure when reading the review for that Star Wars Nintendo DS game. "If there's two main turn-offs for me with women, it's tattoos, and tentacles."
Critic's funniest lines!
I got one just recently for the review on NES Slalom, LOL
**his enormous ass is NOT something I need to see!**
http://www.videogamecritic.net/nesss.htm#Slalom
**his enormous ass is NOT something I need to see!**
http://www.videogamecritic.net/nesss.htm#Slalom
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