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FIFA International Soccer
Grade: B+
Publisher: Electronic Arts (1993)
Reviewed: 2003/11/28

screenshotBeing Electronic Art's first soccer game, you might expect this to be a little weak, but FIFA is the complete package. Believe it or not, this game even compares favorably to the latest FIFA games on the PS2. At least with this game you don't have to be an expert to score a goal. With its simple control scheme and straightforward gameplay, this is a game anyone can pick up and immediately enjoy. The basic control scheme includes lobs, back-heels, slide-tackles, and one-touch passes. It's possible to head the ball and perform bicycle kicks, but these don't occur very often. Passing the ball is easy, and you don't have to set up the perfect shot to score - just about any shot has a chance. And things really heat up when the ball starts bouncing around in front of the goal - anything can happen. Graphically, FIFA has small but well animated players who jump and flip in celebration when they score a goal, and the little rotating soccer ball looks terrific. The game boasts 48 teams from all over the world, and there are a surprising number of options that let you tweak your lineup and strategy. The crowd noise has its share of static, but the chants are pretty neat. But it's the fact that FIFA is fun for even casual players that proves it's a great game. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.

FIFA Soccer 95
Grade: A
Publisher: Electronic Arts (1994)
Reviewed: 2003/11/28

screenshotAs good as the first FIFA was, this one is even better thanks to more polished visuals and better AI. Right off the bat you can see that the action is faster and smoother, and the control has been tightened up as well. FIFA '95 is still easy to play, but your supporting players act more intelligently, clearing themselves for passes and heading balls at every opportunity. There are more flashy moves, and the cleaned-up visuals make them easier to see. Realistic details include shots that curve and goalies that direct their players with hand gestures. The sound has been cleaned up as well, so the crowd has less static, and the crisp sounds of firework explosions can be heard after each goal. One very interesting aspect of the game is the use of ads on the sideline (Panasonic). This is the earliest video game I can recall that actually contains advertisements. In terms of options, EA threw in everything but the kitchen sink. There are 200 teams and eight international cups, and you can customize everything down to the victory celebrations. In terms of soccer video games, you can't ask for much more than this. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.

FIFA Soccer 96
Grade: B
Publisher: Electronic Arts (1995)
Reviewed: 2003/11/28

screenshotProbably running out of ideas of how to improve an already outstanding soccer game, EA decided that this edition would concentrate on realism. The players are modeled from 3D animations, and although most of the detail is lost in their small size, the players definitely look more realistic than they did in past years. The new animations look fine, but the gameplay has lost some of its arcade sensibility. The computer opponents are extremely quick and it's hard to maintain possession of the ball for more than a second. Passing is difficult, and the game definitely seems less fun and more frustrating than past editions. However, if you've mastered the other FIFAs and are hungry for a challenge, this game is for you. And soccer die-hards are sure to appreciate the 3800 players from 237 teams in 12 worldwide leagues. Personally, I think the series peaked with FIFA '95. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.

Fighting Masters
Grade: F-
Publisher: Treco (1992)
Reviewed: 2010/2/18

screenshotI've seen my share of sorry-assed fighting games over the years, but Fighting Masters lowers the bar to alarming depths. How low? Bubsy the Cat could trip over this friggin' bar! That's low, people. I knew I was in for a perfectly miserable time when I witnessed that horrible title screen with its seizure-inducing lightning flashes and cringe-worthy thunder effects. Fighting Masters is a case of someone trying to cash in on the one-on-one fighting craze of the early 90's. Its controls are minimal, the characters are embarrassing, and the stages are devoid of detail. The fighters are a weird hodgepodge of humans and monsters including a crab monster (Zygrunt), a guy with an elephant head (Mastodon), and a miniature Easter Island statue (Goldrick). The boring stages typically place the fighters in front of a stone wall or a plain red building. The controls are extremely shallow, utilizing only two buttons! That's right - the A button isn't even used! You are pretty much limited to jump attacks which involve one fighter grabbing the other, jumping a mile in the air, and body-slamming his opponent to the ground. It's hard to tell who's taking the brunt of the damage as matches degenerate into repetitive slam-fests. The physics is best described as hilarious and pitiful collision detection will have you taking hits from unseen forces. The game doesn't even bother keeping score, and it doesn't need to, because when a gamer plays Fighting Masters, we all lose. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.

Fire Shark
Grade: B
Publisher: Dreamworks (1990)
Reviewed: 2003/5/23

screenshotFire Shark is a turbo-charged version of the arcade game 1942. This highly regarded shooter certainly delivers in terms of sheer firepower and number of enemies. Your biplane is swarmed by dozens of enemy forces from the air, ground, and sea. Fortunately, your powerful guns are up to the task, and you also have a supply of devastating bombs. The bombs take out a large area, and you can time their detonation by holding the deploy button. There are three types of weapons, and each can be powered-up to an insane degree. Fireshark is a shooter lover's shooter. The action is fast and furious with no hint of slowdown. The graphics are a little weak, especially the desert and water backgrounds, but the animation is smooth and flicker-free. Fire Shark is a little on the easy side, mainly because the power-ups bounce around the screen until you catch them. It's cool how your plane catches fire when hit, allowing you to get off a few extra shots before going down. This one's a winner. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.

Grade: B+
Publisher: US Gold (1993)
Reviewed: 2012/3/14

screenshotIn 1995 Flashback was billed as a "CD ROM game in a cartridge" and it really does live up to that description! Cutting-edge for its time, this science-fiction adventure incorporates life-like animation and cinematic cut-scenes. Back in the day I loved showing off the dramatic opening sequence to my friends, and frankly it's still a lot of fun to watch. Flashback is a sophisticated platformer with a serious tone and a "shades of Blade Runner" storyline. On a quest to find your identity, you begin in a lush jungle before visiting "New Washington" and other futuristic locations. The layered scenery is amazing. You move between contiguous screens while collecting items, disabling traps, and shooting mutants. The game tries to be realistic, so you don't actually see the bullets when you fire your gun. Your character sneaks, runs, and grabs ledges with fluid motion. There's a lot of emphasis on stealth and item manipulation, so a slow, deliberate approach works best. If I had to knock this game for anything, it would be the control scheme. It's not particularly intuitive, and it can be tedious and frustrating to the novice player. The three buttons are overloaded with functions and it really takes a lot of practice to perform basic moves like running jumps. The level designs are unforgiving, and the first few screens will demoralize all but the most determined player. I hate how my guy will overlap with an enemy, so we're both firing and nobody's hitting anyone. The difficulty actually eases up as you progress, so hang in there. The musical score is sparse but effective, adding a layer of atmosphere and tension. Flashback was a groundbreaking title, and if you can survive the initial learning curve you're in for a compelling journey. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
Save mechanism: Password
1 player 

Grade: B
Publisher: Sega (1998)
Reviewed: 2012/10/20
Rating: Everyone

screenshotThis pleasant surprise arrived at the tail end of the Genesis lifecycle. Frogger was originally released for home systems way back in 1982, but this version is more faithful to the arcade. Frogger's timeless gameplay involves hopping across a crowded five-lane highway and then crossing a treacherous stream of floating logs. The graphics are slightly grainy but bursting with vibrant color. The finely detailed visuals include colorful cars, animated swimming turtles, and motion-captured frog animation (no, not really). Pleasant tunes play throughout the game (including Yankee Doodle Dandy), and they all have a friendly piano quality. You get five frog lives, and despite the tight controls you'll go through them quickly. The traffic is dense, and if you hop on the very edge of a log, you'll slide right into the water. The screen layout places the vital indicators on the right side, which scrunches the actual game screen a little bit. Maybe that's why the coves on the far side of the river look so narrow. Instructions are displayed when the game is in "attract mode", but there are no options or variations. That's surprising considering several variations were present in the original Atari 2600 version. A two-player mode is available, but you'll need to pass a single controller back and forth. Now that's what I call lazy programming! Frogger is a little skimpy for a 16-bit title, but its classic gameplay is beyond reproach. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
Our high score: Tuan 26,740
1 or 2 players 

Grade: B+
Publisher: Revovation (1990)
Reviewed: 2006/9/17

screenshotThis has always been one of my favorite Genesis shooters, despite the fact that I've never been able to pronounce its freakin' name! A conventional side-scrolling space shooter, Gaiares isn't very original but what it does, it does well. Holding down the fire button engages rapid-fire, and your ship is escorted by a round device called a "Toz". Not only does the Toz serve as a shield and an extra cannon, but you can deploy it to capture and equip enemy weapons. The "catch" is that you can't fire when deploying the Toz, leaving you temporarily vulnerable. Each weapon can be powered-up to three levels, and once fully charged, your firepower is awesome. What the graphics lack in detail they compensate for with personality and variety. The attractive layered backgrounds are constantly changing. One moment you'll be hurling through a cloudy atmosphere at break-neck speeds, and the next you'll been navigating the tight corridors of icebergs bobbing in water. Your attackers aren't particularly memorable, but like the backgrounds, they come in a wide variety. The bosses are formidable, and most resemble screen-sized humanoids. The weak spot of the first one is his crotch, which makes a heck of lot of sense if you think about it. The adrenaline-pumping soundtrack is outstanding, and anime cut-scenes are used to flesh out a background story. Gaiares is surprisingly long, and although several continues are provided, you'll probably need a cheat code to reach the end. © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.

Gain Ground
Grade: D-
Publisher: Renovation (1991)
Reviewed: 2010/10/20

screenshotAlthough highly regarded by some, my friends and I are of the opinion that Gain Ground kind of sucks. It's sometimes described as a shooter, but that's being awfully loose with the language. It's more of a slow-moving tactical game designed for two-player cooperation. Played on a single screen, the idea is to methodically eliminate enemy combatants while rescuing prisoners. Each screen offers a new configuration of walls, towers, and rivers. Before each wave you select between several characters, each armed with normal and special attacks. The range of your initial weapon is pitiful - about two inches! The collision detection is far too exact, so a fire-bomb will need to land directly on an enemy's head for it to have any effect. On the other hand, if an enemy merely brushes against you it spells instant death. That's a serious problem considering how crowded the screen can get. Gain Ground's gameplay demands a deliberate, cat-and-mouse approach. As you progress through the stages new characters become available and the scenery evolves from prehistoric to futuristic. The concept is neat, but the pacing is downright glacial. The projectiles move so slowly you can outrun them. The game is original, but its grind-it-out, tooth-and-nail brand of combat feels like a colossal chore. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.
1 or 2 players 

Grade: B-
Publisher: Electronic Arts (1992)
Reviewed: 2013/4/21

screenshotGalahad's exciting opening sequence shows a swordsman rushing toward a snarling red dragon, and it really got me psyched up for some medieval platform action. Prior to each stage you're given some vague instructions like "Jump left off the eastern-most cliff to locate the key" Ummm... say what? The main character looks somewhat cartoonish with his oversized head, but everything else in this game looks great. A horse-drawn carriage helps you reach platforms in the second stage, and it looks amazing. You'll battle goblin archers, knights, giant insects, and ... birds? I didn't even realize those little red birds were doing damage to me! I thought they were just part of the scenery! And what's the deal with those barrels? Are they on pogo sticks? The sword controls are responsive and I like how the swing covers both your back and front. Combat isn't difficult unless you wind up overlapping with an enemy, which can be a frustrating. The collision detection can be erratic and on rare occasions non-existent! Crisp controls keep the platform jumping fun despite narrow ledges and a few blind "leaps of faith". The majestic scenery consists of castles, ruins, mountains, and shorelines. The detail is wonderful but the colors are muted - as if the game was originally developed for a computer. Despite its flaws I enjoyed the innocent simplicity of Galahad. You can kill everything and treasures are in chests sitting out in the open. The stages are small enough that you can explore without getting lost. You're stocked with plenty of lives, and when you die you resume right where you left off. Galahad has a learning curve, but finding a shop to upgrade your gear will help get you over the hump. It's the one RPG element in what I would generally call an arcade action game. Passwords are provided - but only after every seven stages. Would getting one after each stage have been asking too much? The background music reflects the time period, and like the rest of the game, it grew on me. Galahad is a little rough around the edges, but once I got the hang of it, it was hard to stop playing. Note: This game would not run on my Genesis model 2 system. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.
Our high score: 100,400
Save mechanism: Password
1 player 

Galaxy Force II
Grade: F
Publisher: Sega (1992)
Reviewed: 2003/4/24

screenshotOften the worst games are also the most interesting. Despite its negligible play value, I have to give Galaxy Force credit for being somewhat ahead of its time. This behind-the-ship 3D space shooter resembles games like Total Eclipse (3DO) which would appear years later. Come to think of it, those games weren't any good either! Despite the Genesis' limited 3D capabilities, Galaxy Force delivers some respectable scaling of objects flying in over the horizon. The other 3D effects are achieved using more traditional means, like rotating colors on flat planet surfaces and in rectangular tunnels. Your ship shoots forward automatically and continuously, but these shots aren't readily apparent because your ship covers them up. Your gun is pretty useless for the most part, but Galaxy Force has another trick up its sleeve. Markers appear on objects you move a cursor over, and by pressing the missile button, you can unleash a swarm of guided missiles that destroy these targets instantly - very impressive. If this sounds a bit familiar, that's because it's basically the same shooting mechanism used much later by the Panzer Dragoon games (Saturn, Xbox). Galaxy Force II also makes an admirable (but unnecessary) attempt as voice syntheses, telling you to turn left or right while navigating the tunnels. With all the technology, you'd think this would be a decent game, but it's too easy and gets downright boring after only a few minutes. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.

Grade: B-
Publisher: Buena Vista Interactive (1995)
Reviewed: 2006/6/18

screenshotGargoyle's platform gameplay may not be exceptional, but its graphics will certainly grab your attention. Apparently this is based on a cartoon show from the 90's which I've never even heard of. You control an animated gargoyle who can slash with his claws, slam enemies, perform shoulder charges, crawl on walls, and "flap" to briefly elevate. The first stage takes place in burning castle ruins, and it's one of the best looking stages I've ever witnessed on the Genesis. The degree of detail and masterful use of color is very pleasing to the eye. The crumbling castle walls glow red amidst a pool of flames, and it looks magnificent against the deep blue night sky. Later, you'll explore a modern downtown area with a beautiful parallax-scrolling skyline. Another notable stage takes place in a moving subway train. The single uninspired level is the volcanic cavern, which seems to appear in every platform game. Your gargoyle character is extra large and detailed for a Genesis title. The Vikings you battle in the first stage aren't very distinct, but the shiny robots in later stages look terrific. I enjoyed Gargoyle's brand of wall-busting platform action, but the game really does beat that whole "flap jump" move to death. You often have to "flap and grab" your way up tall structures, and taking a single hit sends you plummeting. Gargoyles fighting action is mediocre. The throw move often doesn't register, leaving you vulnerable to counter attacks. Despite the artistic beauty of its graphics, the game's sparse soundtrack is less memorable. With the exception of some pounding drums, it sounds hokey at times. The sound effects however ring out with a clarity and crispness that you normally don't associate with the Genesis. It's no classic, but Gargoyles is rock-solid platformer with showcase graphics to boot. © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.

General Chaos
Grade: B
Publisher: Electronic Arts (1993)
Reviewed: 2009/6/6

screenshotThis action/strategy game is a precursor to the RTS (real-time strategy) titles (like Command and Conquer) that would take the gaming world by storm in the late 90's. General Chaos pits two armies of soldiers (blue and red) in a series of chaotic battles to conquer land area and take over each other's base. Each battlefield is one screen in size, and it's strewn with bunkers and environmental hazards. There's usually a special landmark like a helicopter or water tower that you can blow up as a secondary objective. Your primary goal is to wipe out the enemy squad, and the skirmishes are short and sweet. With five soldiers fighting non-stop on each side, there's a lot of stuff going on around the screen. You customizable squad is composed of soldiers of various classes, including the machine "gunner", the grenade "chucker", the flame-throwing "scorcher", the rocket "launcher", and the dynamite-tossing "blaster". Each has his own range and firepower, giving the game a nice layer of strategy. The controls are unique in that you only position your troops. They all aim and fire automatically when you hold in the A button. It's fun to watch the action unfold and satisfying to achieve a lop-sided victory, ending with the last enemy troop getting ganged up on. The single-player mode isn't very challenging, but General Chaos kicks into overdrive when it comes to head-to-head action. I originally bought this game because it supported four-players (with EA's adapter), and I was not disappointed. I fondly recall my friend Steve asking, "What a-creege?" after reading the acreage tally after a battle. After recently revisiting this game with a new group of guys, I can attest that it's still a riot! The frame-rate tends to fluctuate, but there are some classic animations like when a soldier takes a direct hit from a rocket and is transformed a standing skeleton! It's also funny when a hand-to-hand battle ends with the loser pulling out a gun and shooting the other guy. Speaking of hand-to-hand combat, it's the weakest part of the game. Not only is it terribly shallow (just mash buttons to trade punches), it halts the rest of the action and totally disrupts the flow of the game. I really wish that could be turned off. It's also annoying when your soldier won't seem to aim in the proper direction. General Chaos may be a little rough around the edges, but if you get some rowdy guys together to play it, hilarity will ensue. © Copyright 2009 The Video Game Critic.

Grade: C+
Publisher: Sega (1990)
Reviewed: 2009/9/3

screenshotWhen classic gamers hear the word "Ghostbusters", they suffer frightful flashbacks of the mind-numbing 1984 game where you spent most of the game staring at a car. Fortunately, Ghostbusters for the Genesis is a completely different animal, sharing more in common with 16-bit platform-shooters. You play as one of the three original Ghostbusters (Ray, Peter, or Egon), and your character has an oversized head. Ray and Egon look the part, but Peter doesn't look a thing like Bill Murray. In fact, during cut scenes he looks more like the Emperor from Star Wars! Creepy! The action begins at the Ghostbusters headquarters where you equip yourself with bombs, special suits, infrared goggles, and Peking Duck (for health - duh!). Your ability to select between four downtown destinations greatly enhances the game's replay value. Each location is a basically a set of indoor platforms riddled with hazards galore. The designers really went a little overboard with the floating objects, and those bouncing fireballs are especially obnoxious. Bosses (and sub-bosses) assume some intriguing supernatural forms. Especially in the haunted house stage, these ghouls are not only imaginative, but even a little creepy! They take a while to wear down, but at least they change colors to indicate damage. Upon losing a life, your next life picks up exactly where you left off, which is very convenient when you're in the middle of a boss battle. Unfortunately, some stages stray from the theme, pitting you against giant worms or floating eyeballs more appropriate for a Metroid title. When an apartment has ice caverns and a high rise has an octopus, it's clear that the designers went off the deep end. Oh well, it's always a thrill when the Stay Puft Marshmallow man appears. The graphics in this game are excellent, but the music is uneven. The Ghostbusters theme sounds like an strange remix, and some of the music sounds too happy-go-lucky. Despite its flaws, Ghostbusters for the Genesis is a breath of fresh air compared to other versions. © Copyright 2009 The Video Game Critic.

Ghouls 'N Ghosts
Grade: A-

screenshotThis superb sequel to Ghosts 'N Goblins (NES, 1986) plays like a lighthearted medieval romp with a horror movie flavor (think Army of Darkness). Ghouls and Ghosts boasts rich graphics, fantastic playability, and a killer soundtrack. Playing the role of a knight, you must forge through an ever-changing landscape of skeleton-infested graveyards, burning townships, and a castle of evil demons (are there another kind?). You'll face skull-spewing plants, hopping turtles, vomiting trolls, and a towering statue that carries his fireball-spewing head. I love the animations and subtle details in the layered backgrounds. Skeletons peek out from behind trees and feathers fly when you hack a vulture. In the opening stage check out the twisted trees and hanging corpses in the distance. Later a storm moves in and whips the trees around as lightning cracks the sky, creating a terrific atmosphere. Ghouls and Ghosts has tremendous depth as well. Chests reveal weapons, armor, and sometimes a magician who temporarily transforms you into a chicken or an elderly man (Hint: you can kill the magician before he casts his spell). Weapons include knives, axes, swords, a discus that skims the ground, and "fire-water" which deals damage over a wide area. Most weapons have a secondary magic effect triggered by holding down the attack button for several seconds. Taking a hit causes your armor to fall off, and you'll need to scamper around in your boxer shorts until you find a new suit. A rollicking musical score perfectly complements the medieval hijinks. If Ghouls and Ghosts has a flaw, it might be the outrageous difficulty. The section where you have to jump between the tongues of the stone faces is absolute murder! Even so, the monumental challenge is part of the game's allure. You get unlimited continues, and you may find yourself using most of them into the wee hours of the morning. With the exception of Sonic the Hedgehog, Ghouls and Ghosts is the quintessential Genesis title. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.
Our high score: CJS 18,900
1 player 

Golden Axe
Grade: B+
Publisher: Sega (1989)
Reviewed: 2000/1/26

screenshotGolden Axe is a side-scrolling medieval hack-n-slash fighter. One or two players choose between a muscular warrior, a sexy female, or dwarf character. Your eight-stage quest is filled with barbarians, lizard men, skeletons, and little elves who try to steal your supplies. With only one attack button your moves are fairly limited, but other aspects of the game make up for this. Collecting magic pots allows you to cast destructive magic spells. Some enemies ride in on the backs of creatures, and after commandeering one you can perform devastating attacks like the tail whip or fire-breath. After each game the players are rated by performance. Besides the normal arcade mode, there's a duel mode that pits one player against foes of increasing difficulty. ALthough the graphics and sound are plain by today's standards, Golden Axe is a lot of fun to play. A sequel soon followed. © Copyright 2000 The Video Game Critic.

Golden Axe II
Grade: A
Publisher: Sega (1991)
Reviewed: 2003/8/15

screenshotI really love this game. It surpasses its predecessor in every way, although both play pretty much the same. The same three characters are back (warrior, babe, and dwarf), but the enemies are much more interesting this time around. Skeletons rise from their graves (as if from an old Ray Harryhausen film) and large demonic creatures tower overhead. The graphics are slightly refined, as are the controls. You can now aim left or right when performing throws, adding a bit more strategy. Another new feature is controlling the "strength" of your magic attack. By holding down the magic button for a certain duration, a visual meter displays the degree of carnage you're about to unleash. The medieval scenery looks great and the musical score is first-rate. Golden Axe 2 is fun enough with one player, but the two-player mode is where it really shines. Fans of the first Golden Axe should feel right at home with this one. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.

Grade: B+
Publisher: Renovation (1990)
Reviewed: 2004/2/6

screenshotIf you love Genesis shooters but are weary of the standard formulas, you should try Granada (or as it says on the box, "XGranadaX"). This innovative game is quite enjoyable and unlike anything else I've played. In most shooters your course is predetermined, but in Granada you move a tank freely around a large maze-like area, using a radar screen to locate your targets. Enemies include tanks, cannons, giant rolling pins, and star-shaped space ships. Once you clear a stage, a boss is unleashed, and you can tell that some thought was put into these things. The first one looks like a Tinkertoy spider and it bounces around the screen trying to squash you. The second boss only reveals its vulnerable spot when you stop shooting, and it took me a while to figure that out. The stages are interesting too, including a huge flying airplane and an elevated city. The graphic quality is just average for a Genesis game, and the sound isn't so hot either. The most unusual aspect of the game is the control scheme that requires you to hold down two buttons at a time. The 'A' button is for rapid fire, 'B' allows you to strafe and 'C' provides your power shot. You'll need to hold down A and B most of the time, and yes, it is awkward. Your power shot looks pretty dinky, but it's extremely effective on bosses. Another interesting aspect is the power-ups. I challenge anyone to find a power-up more innovative than the "deflectors", which are floating disks that allow you to shoot around corners - very cool. Despite its stupid name, Granada is a pleasant surprise that I can recommend to all shooter fans. © Copyright 2004 The Video Game Critic.

Greendog The Beached Surfer Dude
Grade: B-
Publisher: Sega (1992)
Reviewed: 2005/8/11

screenshotI always enjoy games with alluring tropical environments, so it was hard to resist Greendog. It's a side-scroller with stages set on Caribbean islands and inside mysterious Aztec-looking temples. The main character is a lanky, blonde surfer with an odd bowl haircut which resembles a straw hat. Greendog's graphics are not great but it's hard not to like the bright, tropical scenery. The platform action is fairly standard, with the usual floating logs, sinking blocks, springs, and door switches. You'll be attacked by birds, starfish, and crabs, but these creatures can be destroyed by tossing your Frisbee at them. This Frisbee "weapon" can be tossed straight forward or diagonally, but there's not a fine degree of control. It's fairly awkward, but Greendog does a lot of other things right. The background music has a relaxing, steel drum, island vibe that I found appealing. Falling in the water will not cost you a life (thankfully), and there are some fast-paced skateboarding stages to break up the platform-jumping monotony. On the downside, when a creature ends up on top of our hero, it's frustratingly hard to escape (or kill) it. Many areas feature annoying red fish that latch onto you and won't let go. The skateboard stages feature some ill-conceived "spring" traps that send you back in the stage, and the underwater stages are predictably slow. Bonus stages put our surfer on an odd, flying unicycle contraption to collect items, but it's hard to control and not particularly fun. In the end, Greendog is a good game for a hot summer day, but its numerous flaws ensured we'd never see a sequel. © Copyright 2005 The Video Game Critic.

Grind Stormer
Grade: C-
Publisher: Tengen (1994)
Reviewed: 2003/3/23

screenshotGrind Stormer is such a generic and non-innovative shooter that it's hard to believe it came out in 1994. This vanilla vertical scroller looks more like a 1990 game (not that there's anything wrong with that). You just guide your ship over bland backgrounds and blow away waves of nondescript cannon fodder. What's the deal with these muddled graphics? They look like they were drawn with crayons! One thing I do like about Grind Stormer is the massive firepower you get practically from the start. Your ship is armed with a rapid-fire weapon and a limited number of bombs. In the first stage, if you collect a power-up you can pretty much weave back and forth across the screen, destroying most enemies before they can even fully enter the screen. I also like the "smart" missiles that seek out and latch onto enemies like parasites. Ironically, your insane firepower sometimes makes the game harder, because all the missiles and support cannons tend to confuse the action. Your bombs not only clear the screen, but also provide a protective shield, so use them defensively. Visually, Grind Stormer has some ugly graphical glitches and slowdown is also a problem. The music and sound effects are so lame you probably won't notice them. Shooter fans might find it worth their while, but Grind Stormer won't appeal to casual gamers. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.

Grade: C
Publisher: Taito (1991)
Reviewed: 2006/1/4

screenshotThis side-scrolling beat-em-up isn't much to look at, but fans of the genre will find it worth their while. In a heavy-handed attempt to take a stand against animal cruelty, Growl gives you the pleasure of beating up and mowing down evil hunters and poachers. It may not be the most positive message for kids, but work with me here. Growl's mediocre graphics and sound are pretty much what you'd expect from an early Genesis title. The generic scenery looks grainy and the music quality wavers between poor and fair. In fact, the title screen music earns the title of "worst video game music ever"! For the love of God man - what an unholy cacophony of noise! You can play as one of four grizzled musclemen, but they all control pretty much the same. Growl's gameplay involves punching, jumping, and kicking your way through gangs of colorful thugs, who appear up to ten at a time! Most are the typical brutes you'd expect, but what are those shapely women wearing heels and business suits doing in there?! Getting their asses kicked, apparently! You'll find a nice assortment of weapons including swords, knives, whips, pistols, machine guns, grenades, and even a rocket launcher! After stumbling upon a poacher teasing a falcon, there's nothing more satisfying that mowing down his ass with a machine gun! No animals were harmed during the course of this game, but you'd better believe a lot of people were! (It's okay though, because they were all bad!) When you run out of ammo, the whip is an effective option since it can strike enemies in the front and back of your character. When in a crowd, it's a good idea to execute your devastating flying kick that obliterates everything in the area. It costs you a bit of life, but it's well worth it. After tossing a grenade, I like how your character takes cover - it's a nice touch. It's also nice how you can knee a guy in the face who's already down. There are a surprising number of explosions in this game, often accompanied by flying charred body parts. Whatever you do, however, keep your distance from the fat dudes, because they tend to explode without warning. Yeah, Growl is definitely a silly game but it serves it purpose (just please don't ask me what that is). You're allotted three continues, and a high score displayed on the bottom of the screen gives you something to shoot for. Remember, somebody has to stand up for these innocent animals. Won't you help? © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.

Gunstar Heroes
Grade: A-
Publisher: Sega (1993)
Reviewed: 2006/1/4

screenshotThis game has achieved legendary status by Genesis shooter fans, so my primary question coming into this review was: Is Gunstar Heroes overrated? After careful consideration, intense meditation, and deep soul searching, I've come to the conclusion "no, not really". In fact, I find this game as amazing today as I did twelve years ago. Gunstar Heroes pulls out all the stops with its insane rapid-fire action, marvelously detailed graphics, hyper soundtrack, and offbeat sense of humor. This game has some of the most distinctive visuals and sound effects I've witnessed on the Genesis, and serves up one surprise after another. One or two players can blast their way through four memorable stages of regenerating baddies and imaginative bosses. The gameplay is total mayhem, but that's part of what makes it so cool. The number of enemies and explosions on the screen at any given time is remarkable, with no slow-down in sight (this game would never work on the SNES). The developer, Treasure, incorporated a lot of innovative features, so there's a lot more depth than first meets the eye. Your hero can jump-kick, throw enemies, duck, slide, perform hand-over-hand climbs (while shooting), switch weapons on the fly, and even defend. That's pretty impressive when you consider the controller has just three buttons! Before each game you're offered a choice of two control schemes: move while shooting, or stop while shooting (to aim with more precision). Four types of weapon power-ups can be combined in ten ways to produce all sorts of devastating firepower. The stages can be played in any order, and they include a grassy village of tiny people, a wild mine-cart sequence, and an epic battle on an airship that culminates with a showdown against a muscleman on the wings of a flying plane. The fourth stage is the most innovative however, playing like a surreal board game. As you roll the dice to progress, each square offers an interesting mini-stage, including some truly over-the-top bosses. Gunstar Heroes is loaded with laugh-out-loud humor, and I'll never forget the flea-sized "boss" who tossed me clear across the screen! Its cool how the life meters of bosses take the form of numeric counters - it's always satisfying to watch them count down. Despite its overall greatness, there are a few minor flaws. First, in two-player mode the players look very similar, so it's easy to confuse them in the heat of the battle. When in close proximity, you often throw your partner inadvertently. Also, your score is never displayed after the game ends, so your only real goal is to finish the game. That's okay, because there are three skill levels and it's not very long to begin with. Collectors and shooter fans should try to track down Gunstar Heroes at all costs. This game pushes your Genesis to the limit! © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.

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