DMC starts with a bang as Dante is awoken from his trailer located next to an amusement park on a pier. As he's swept into a limbo dimension the park transforms into a hellish nightmare with the ground buckling under your feet and demons crawling out of the woodwork. I love how the carnival scenery plays a role, letting you explore a haunted house and use a spinning ride to slice up foes.
DMC's over-the-top, visceral style reminds me of Bayonetta (Sega, 2010). The controls are easy to grasp and I like how certain combos incorporate pauses (Ex: YY YYY). The action is so intense it's hard to take your eyes off the screen and remember to blink! Thrash metal kicks in as you execute crazy combos that splatter the screen with blood, torn flesh, and points. There's always a new grotesque demon being introduced, and a sensible upgrade system makes it easy to ramp up your powers.
In addition to your default sword, you'll acquire other powerful weapons like a hellish axe and spinning scythe. Your handguns are surprisingly weak and limited in use. There's a healthy dose of platform jumping involved as you forge through streets, factories, prisons, and surreal dimensions. I can deal with double jumps and grapples, but when you need to start linking them with "air boosts" it's a little much.
The bosses are quite frightening, especially that giant demonic spider with a head sticking out of its butt. The audio effects are sensational. From crumbling ruins to the dreamlike voices, you'll feel completely immersed in the chaos. I was skeptical about DMC, but it's one of the more thrilling games I've played in recent memory. © Copyright 2014 The Video Game Critic.
Unlike most music games, the good stuff is unlocked from the outset. What makes Dance Central work is how it breaks down each routine into a series of manageable parts that you can practice individually. Some of these moves may challenge your masculinity, but at least the hip-hop tunes use tough, streetwise moves like the homeboy, fist-pump, and "the hoodie". Unlike Guitar Hero you don't get booed off the stage in disgrace if you're lurching around like Elaine Benes. As your skills improve you can try your hand at higher difficulty levels and compete in challenges. The only thing that annoys me is the "freestyle" portion of each song where you dance freely as the game flashes psychedelic graphics and snaps pictures. You can always goof off, but it doesn't add anything to the gameplay and comes off as a cheap gimmick.
Some may be disappointed to hear that the game is one-player at a time, but when you see how much room some of the moves require, it's understandable. The characters shown on the screen are goofy caricatures but I really like the cool urban backgrounds which include a rooftop bar and a suspension bridge. Dance Central isn't exactly a "pick up and play" title, but it helps you learn and becomes more enjoyable as your skills improve. It's a far cry from the Dance Dance Revolution days of people spazzing out on a floor mat. Dance Central is a well-constructed game, and Harmonix is probably the first third-party publisher to effectively harness the Kinect technology. © Copyright 2011 The Video Game Critic.
Unlike the first game, none of these songs are too hard to stomach, although any guy attempting the effeminate moves of Oops Oh My (Tweet feat. Missy Elliott) should do so at his own risk. DC2's gameplay is very forgiving and the screen clearly indicates specifically what you're doing wrong. You can "break down" each song to practice, and the game will even suggest which moves to focus on based on your performance. What's really great about these Dance Central games is how they feature real dance moves. You will perform the same moves as the music videos, you will get better as you play, and you'll get a decent workout as a nice bonus. When you get into a zone, psychedelic "movement streaks" appear as the screen darkens, and I like that.
Dance Central 2 builds on the experience of the first game. I like how it now gracefully leads you in and out of the "freestyle intermissions" so you're not just standing around wondering what to do. The game also includes a two-player head-to-head dance mode. Unfortunately the set-up is confusing (damn profiles!) and you will bump into the other person. I'm also not a fan of being awarded "gems" for making progress, preferring the "level up" system of the original game. Dance Central 2 encourages you to use voice commands, but these are silly and unnecessary. The innovations of Dance Central 2 are a little off target, but fun gameplay and a killer track list make this sequel hard to resist. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.
The action begins as you sit down to eat at an Italian restaurant and several vehicles come crashing through the walls. In the frantic gunfight that follows you learn how to properly harness your dark powers. Each shoulder button controls a limb so you can unleash a world of hurt with just a few quick taps. Not only are you armed to the teeth with dual-wield weapons, but you can rip enemies apart from 20 feet away with your snakes. Did I mention you have a demonic monkey sidekick?
No question about it, unbridled destruction is the main selling point of The Darkness II. Of course, every power has its limitations and in this case you'll need to stay out of the light. Shooting light bulbs is effective at first, but soon the bad guys catch on and start carrying high-powered lamps (ugh!). There's nothing more frustrating than having your life drained and not being able to tell where that damned light is coming from!
The graphics have a semi-realistic, painted look with a lot crisp lines and vivid details. The city skyline seen from your headquarters building is an eyeful and the dilapidated amusement park is very creepy. There's even a ride-through haunted house! The acting is exceptionally good but the dialogue gets a little wordy and you can't really skip it. The story plays mind games as you drift between realities, but since "the darkness" makes you invincible the suspense is minimal. Heck, it seems like your character is getting killed in every other scene! The Darkness II has its flaws, but it manages to stand out from other first-person shooters, and there's something to be said for that. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
The action gets off to a wild start with a semi-interactive car chase through a New York City tunnel. Depicted with cinematic flair and an alarming sense of speed, it's probably the most remarkable intro I've ever witnessed in a game. In lieu of hackneyed cut-scenes, the Darkness conveys its dramatic storyline through conversations, television news briefs, and even ghostly apparitions. Shooting out lights in games is always fun, and in the Darkness, it actually serves a purpose since you are empowered by the dark.
In addition to the standard-issue FPS firearms, your demonic possession provides you with a few unconventional attack options. Your snakes can lash out against foes and rip out their hearts at the touch of a button. It's brutal, gory, and habit-forming! The snakes also give you the ability to slither through tiny openings, but the first-person view employed by these sequences is awful. You tend to stick to every wall and ceiling, and it's disconcerting as hell. More fun is your ability to summon demonic minions from glowing portals. These comical little gremlins include bloodthirsty "berserkers", well-armed "gunners", and "kamikaze" bombers. It's great to send them off to do your dirty work, although directing them can be tricky since your enemies need to be in sight.
The game's visuals are first-rate, and if I hadn't played Condemned (Sega, 2006) last year, I would have been blown away by the gritty, realistic urban environments. Unfortunately, I could never quite navigate the streets and alleys without getting lost and going in circles. Also, you tend to move rather slowly, and I often found myself checking to make sure I wasn't crouching!
This Xbox 360 version is superior to its PS3 cousin, thanks to its effective vibration feature and load screens that are completely disguised (no meters). The Darkness held my attention like few first-person shooters can, with an edgy brand of demonic carnage you just don't see everyday. © Copyright 2007 The Video Game Critic.
The sunny scenery is striking, punctuated by the sound of seagulls, wind, and distant thunder. Wading through a pool of crystal blue water is relaxing - until someone takes a bite out of you. There are plenty of makeshift weapons like oars, crowbars, and butcher knives. You can also construct your own weapons out of miscellaneous objects, but you need to obtain a blueprint first. Bludgeoning zombies is habit-forming, especially with all the splattering blood, flying limbs, and blood curdling screams.
The first-person view is disorienting when fighting multiple zombies, but driving around the island running over zombies is one of the simple joys of life. Some first-person games make me a little queasy over time, and Dead Island definitely falls into that category. There are always plenty of suitcases, trashcans, and corpses to search for cash and knickknacks. You might only be finding $5 at a time, but it adds up. You'll need it because it can cost hundreds of dollars to cobble together weapons.
The zombies can run like track stars. They tend to approach quickly, often catching you completely by surprise. No question about it - this game will make you jump out of your seat. The user interface could use some work though. The menu system is counter-intuitive and manipulating your inventory is awkward. I was psyched about the four-player co-op, until I discovered it was on-line only. That sucks, but playing solo is enjoyable enough. The auto-save kicks in at a regular basis and the checkpoints are frequent. Dead Island feels like a cookie-cutter effort, but the refreshing scenery and rampant violence makes it worthwhile. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
The zombies come in a remarkable variety, and while slow and dumb, they're still dangerous due to their sheer numbers - just like in real life! Exploring the expansive mall is fun, and there's also a scenic park, a grocery store, and outdoor shopping areas. But what's most satisfying is how you can beat zombies into bloody pulps using whatever you can get your hands on, including trash cans, benches, steel racks, baseball bats, chainsaws, flower pots, and baguettes. Locate the katana and you can even slice up those creeps "Kill Bill style".
Most objects can be used as projectiles as well. It's a blast to mow down zombies en masse with a lawnmower, or kick a soccer ball into a crowd and watch it ping around. Experimenting is really half the fun. Guns are available as well, but ammo is limited and the aiming mechanism isn't so hot. Dead Rising maintains a clever sense of humor, evident in the ability to don silly items like a dress or a Mega Man mask.
Despite its awesome concept, Dead Rising manages to shoot itself in the foot in the most unlikely ways. First and foremost, the save system has been universally hailed as the worst ever devised. There's only one save slot, and you can only save your place in restrooms, which are not ideally spaced. After you die, you're presented with two options: "Load from Last Save" and "Save Status and Exit". Although the second option might seem reasonable, in fact it forces you to restart the game from the beginning! Someone in Capcom's quality control department didn't do a very good job. I also take issue with the insanely hard "bosses". You'll endlessly pump ammo into these freaks, and then they'll turn around and kill you with one hit!
The game also suffers from an excessive number of loading screens, and the font used to display dialogue is incredibly tiny. Finally, the missions can be tedious at times, forcing you to backtrack all over God's creation while your annoying cell phone rings off the hook. Dead Rising is definitely a crowd-pleaser, offering ample eye candy and an unsurpassed degree of instant gratification. But those who play the entire game will almost certainly develop a love/hate relationship with it somewhere along the line. © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.
The story kicks off with an interesting "Running Man" intro but then settles into the familiar formula of beating down zombies in a mall while escorting survivors to safety. The zombie hordes tend to congregate in groups so you can often weave through them without confrontation. I like how they shamble slowly in your general direction before suddenly lunging toward you - just like real zombies do! Bludgeoning undead has never been more fun thanks to "combo weapons" that scatter bodies like Sauron from Lord of the Rings.
The action can be pretty intense, especially when you need to fight through a mob while low on health. The arrow at the top of the screen keeps you headed in the right direction, and the story would be nicely paced if not for the constant (and lengthy) load screens. The save system is better than the first game, but you can only save in predefined places (restrooms), so when you die you typically lose quite a bit of progress. The controls are less than intuitive, and during one battle I accidentally exchanged my baseball bat for one of those foam "#1" hands - not cool!
It's necessary to periodically return to the safe house at 7 AM to provide your little girl with "Zombrex", which makes no sense. The escort missions subject you to lots of backtracking and pesky cell phone messages. Sorry, but cell phone calls and schedules are things I play video games to escape from. I was hoping the cooperative mode would be better, but discovered both players had to be on-line, which royally sucks. Dead Rising 2 is an improvement over the original but too often the game feels like a chore to play. Note: Capcom recently released a new version of this game called Dead Rising 2: Off the Record. © Copyright 2011 The Video Game Critic.
The snowy outdoor environments provide a nice contrast to the dark, gritty corridors of the ships, and the mammoth "snow spiders" look like something from Lost Planet: Extreme Condition (Xbox 360, 2007). The weapons are designed to shoot off limbs, and stomping creatures on the ground is effective. Not only is it a devastating finishing move, it usually rewards you with an item. There's no shortage of gore and you can hardly take a step without kicking a body part.
Dead Space also gives you "stasis powers" that let you manipulate large objects or slow their motion. As you can imagine, these allow for some interesting puzzles. Other puzzles require you to manipulate both thumbsticks to connect circuits, and it's fun. Your ability to jet through space allows you to freely travel between ships. Pressing in the right stick displays your "way point", keeping you headed in the right direction. That's important because there's little sense of geography in this game. As you move between small areas connected by elevators, it's hard to tell if you're backtracking or not. It's hard to tell if you're indoors or out, and at one point I swear it was snowing inside.
I like how the contraptions in Dead Space 3 tend to pop up, fold out, and whirl around until they form some kind of cool device. One such device is the workbench which lets you construct new weapons from parts and blueprints. Yes it can be tedious, but it certainly adds depth. The voice acting is decent but it's hard to tell when your character is speaking because his face is usually covered. The single player mode is entertaining, but the coop mode is on-line only, and that's too bad. The game auto-saves frequently, making Dead Space 3 the kind of adventure you can enjoy in small doses. That's good because the repetition does get to you after a while. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.
At the very least, I was expecting more realistic hair textures, but they're still a bit chunky. Even the gameplay feels the same, although some fancy new maneuvers have been added. There are plenty of "juggling" combos, obstacles to get tossed into (like a fruit stand), and high cliffs to fall from (before resuming battle). I'm glad Microsoft included a directional pad on their 360 controller, because you really need it for a game like this.
The expanded roster of characters includes Ryu from Ninja Gaiden and the guy from Halo, but I wish they had included more stages instead. Attractive but unspectacular, the locales include a Japanese temple in the mountains, a rope bridge over a jungle river, a Greek village by the sea, and a rowdy wrestling venue. You'd think at least the prehistoric dinosaur stage would be interesting, but even that comes off rather ho-hum.
In addition to versus and on-line modes, the one-player story mode is fun and some of its endings are quite suggestive. Dead or Alive 4 is a good all-around fighter with no major flaws, but you'd think a next generation system would have more to offer. © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.
Let's take the story mode for example. In other games you watch boring text crawl over some illustration between bouts. In DoA5 you watch short, fully-animated cut-scenes that never take themselves too seriously. The silly story, tongue-in-cheek dialogue, and outrageous outfits all add to the fun. It still boils down to a series of fights, but there are bonus objectives to spice things up. Dead or Alive 5 is extremely easy on the eyes.
Not only are there a lot of hot babes with heaving bosoms, but the arenas are highly imaginative. You'll fight in a circus with prowling tigers, a jungle with monkey spectators, and a city rooftop that collapses during the fight. The frenetic gameplay is a button-masher's dream, and a player armed with an arcade-style joystick has a huge advantage. The controls are super responsive and chained moves look very natural. Best of all, you can really feel the devastating impact of each hit.
In addition to the story and on-line modes, there are a number of single-player modes including arcade, time attack, and survival. These record your high scores, but the arcade score is only recorded if you finish it. It hardly breaks new ground, but Dead or Alive 5 is a polished fighter that packs a bigger punch than most. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.
Xtreme 2 forces you to play a ridiculous story mode that begins with your chick arriving at a tropical island full of other hot babes. The "game" (and I use the word loosely) takes place over a number of days, and places an unhealthy emphasis on shopping and exchanging gifts with other girls. Since I'm a guy, I really don't give a [expletive] about any of that. Volleyball is still the main event, but its gameplay is laughably bad, with a ground-level camera angle that makes it impossible to judge where the ball will land. Worse yet, there's no multiplayer option unless you go on-line! I don't know about you, but I wouldn't even want anybody seeing me playing this on-line!
I was hoping the new jet-ski games would redeem the package, but these just play like a third-rate Wave Race, with sparkling water that looks awfully fake. Xtreme 2's miscellaneous "pool games" are equally worthless, although the casino games are fairly well done (hurrah). The remainder of the game amounts to watching girls lounging by the pool in suggestive positions. Boy did this game make me feel like a pervert! There's an uptempo soundtrack that's appropriately bouncy, but Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 is all style and no substance. I have no problem with hot babes and lush tropical environments, but this is one peep-show in dire need of a video game! © Copyright 2007 The Video Game Critic.
The mission mode tries to cut to the chase, letting you navigate through rough weathers, dock the boat, drop pots, and collect pots. These activities are very time-consuming and repetitive, and all the loud, dramatic guitar music can't hide that fact. Even the so-called "races" are agonizingly slow. Deadliest Catch is less about action and more about managing your crew and resources. It's kind of like a baseball game where you're the general manager and don't actually play.
The game does its best to ease the pain with helpful tutorials, an autopilot mode, and a mechanism to speed up time. The production values aren't bad either. There are videos starring fishermen from the show and the soundtrack includes Bon Jovi's "Dead or Alive". The graphics are decent but the shoddy frame-rate is far more nauseating than the stormy seas. I roped a few friends into helping me review this, and it came to be known as "the game where you parallel park a boat". Even fans of the show will struggle to derive much enjoyment out of this. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.
As in the show, the game tries to maintain a certain degree of realism. The fighters are equipped with the actual armor and weapons they would have used in real life. If you get cut, you'll bleed, and if someone hacks your leg off, you'll be hopping around. There's no shortage of gore, but the graphics are muddy and sub-par for the 360.
The character selection includes an Apache Indian, a Roman centurion, a knight, a pirate, a Viking, and a ninja (among others). The arenas are spacious and fighters can roam freely. In addition to low/medium/high attacks, you get a projectile attack that's effective from a distance. The controls are a little rough, but there's strategy involved as you maneuver around the battlefield. The battles tend to be brief, and one solid attack combination is often enough to incapacitate (read: kill) your opponent.
What I really like about Deadliest Warrior is how it's so different from other 3D fighters. The disc also contains the sequel and all the associated DLC. Deadliest Warriors 2 lets you play as specific historic figures like Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Shaka Zulu. There's even a "Generals" mode that plays like a strategy board game. And I can't forget the hilarious zombie mode that lets you keep fighting long after being dismembered. My friend Steve calls it the "Black Knight" mode (it's just a flesh wound!). Deadliest Warrior may not be very polished but it's an original twist on a tired genre. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.
Before each game you have the option of watching a brief tutorial that explains the subtle nuances of the controls. There are two fire buttons that let you to shoot either left or right. Enemies converge from all directions, but the game is considerate enough to alert you when danger approaches from behind. You can hold down a fire button to initiate rapid-fire, which has the side effect of slowing your movement. Defeated foes drop "point items", and collecting 1000 points let you temporarily initiate maximum firepower.
I love the layered stages with their vivid colors and fine details. There are six to select from including a port, a haunted forest, a murky swamp, a spooky graveyard, and an active volcano. The port stage is not only festively decorated for Halloween (!), but it contains massive pirate ships! That made me giddy as a schoolgirl, and I'm not just saying that because I was playing as one! Your foes include old standards like dragons, grim reapers, cyclops, and hellhounds, but you'll also encounter quirky characters like pigs armed with butcher knives!
The bosses range from whimsical "giant cow" to an absolutely hideous face tied down in the graveyard. Unlike most modern shooters, the bosses never wear out their welcome. Deathsmiles may be whimsical in tone, but its shooting action is no joke. Two players can cooperate, and it's actually quite playable despite the added chaos. High scores are saved along with initials, but the confusing interface makes it a little hard to peruse these rankings. The "score attack" mode is only available on-line. Deathsmiles is the kind of game you rarely see for the Xbox 360, and it feels like a breath of fresh air. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.
Since both fighters have white hair and red coats, it's hard to tell them apart. Oh I see - Dante has a five o'clock shadow! At the fight's conclusion, Dante is impaled against a wall, pulls the sword out of his own chest, and merrily heads off. It's totally dumb but the game still succeeds despite its ridiculous theatrics. The pacing is swift as you move from one location to the next, dishing out stylish combos while laying waste to winged knights and spinning jesters. Some of the more imaginative creeps include shark-like creatures that glide through solid floors, and specters in flowing robes (which are revealed to be scrawny bugs). I really like those spinning "gyro blades" which can be used to both solve puzzles and slice up enemies.
The first boss is a massive fiery centaur, and while the battle is epic, the crazy camera makes it hard to tell what's happening. In general however the fighting action is fun and the puzzles are reasonable. I really like the fact that there's an "easy" difficulty option. You can save after each chapter, and the chapters vary wildly in terms of length and difficulty. From coal mines to a sprawling cathedral to a lush forest, the game offers a diverse assortment of really gorgeous locations.
The cinematography and art direction is first rate, but the cut scenes often border on cringe-worthy. Nero is unlikable as the cocky pretty-boy who tosses out one-liners under the most dire of circumstances. When a female character in an outrageous outfit enters the fold, expect to see plenty of gratuitous boob and crotch shots. I'm pretty sure a 15-year-old boy directed this! Devil May Cry 4 loses points for its contrived style, but ultimately triumphs thanks to its nonstop action and awe-inspiring visuals. © Copyright 2008 The Video Game Critic.
The learning curve is steep thanks to brakes that demand a soft touch. Holding the hand brake for a split-second too long will send you into an uncontrollable slide that won't end until you're facing in the wrong direction. Ugh! It's easy to catch an edge of a wall, and the jarring effects that ensue are disorienting. That said, once I cleared that first track, things got much easier and new tracks, cars, and accessories began unlocking at a brisk pace.
The graphics are excellent, especially with regard to the shiny cars that convincingly model damage. Speaking of which, I hate to break it to you guys, but damage modeling is a lot sexier on paper than it is in an actual game. When you're puttering toward the finish line with a smoking engine, dragging fender, and your steering is pulling to one side, it's kind of aggravating! The tracks feature a lot of dusty, off-road circuits, and there's really not much to see. Hell, even Tokyo looks dull!
I do like how the tracks tend to be short, and the number of laps is restrained. Dirt 2 tries to offer some variety, offering special challenges like "gate-crasher" courses and "last man standing" contests in addition to normal races. Most of the time you're up against a crowded field, but sometimes you'll race solo against the clock. There's a lot of edgy guitar music, and the load screens are nicely disguised by colorful montages previewing the race ahead.
Still, there's nothing really exceptional about Dirt 2. The controls are hard to grasp, and you'll be hitting restart a lot. The "flashback" option lets you "rewind" a race to correct a mistake, but this feature is both cheap and poorly explained. There's no split-screen option. The game also places too much emphasis on superfluous unlockables like liveries and dashboard toys. Who gives a [expletive]? All in all, Dirt 2 is a serviceable rally racer that fails to stand out from the crowd. Casual gamers need not apply. © Copyright 2009 The Video Game Critic.
The graphics in this video game adaptation sport the clean look of the movie but there's not much to see. The story mode offers a series of "challenges" but the races tend to be long and laborious. Most tracks wind through a barren desert wasteland with a rundown drive-in theater providing the lone visual highlight. There's not much speed either as you putt-putt around the dusty streets, occasionally cutting off your rival or performing an awkward power slide.
The story mode put me to sleep but the load screens reassured me that more tracks were available in arcade mode. So I checked and while I did find two new tracks there, they were just stadium ovals. These did provide a glimmer of excitement as I jockeyed for position with 30 other cars, but after a few laps I realized there was no end to this race. Is this supposed to be a practice mode?! I don't get it. Disney Pixar Cars is a very dull, by-the-numbers affair, and frankly I don't see it appealing to players of any age. © Copyright 2020 The Video Game Critic.
Dodonpachi is one of those chaotic vertical shooters where the screen is almost always teeming with missiles and explosions. I tend to enjoy "bullet hell" games, but Dodonpachi Resurrection nearly made my head explode. The game only consumes the middle third of the screen, but there's a lot going on. First of all, your ship's default weapon consumes most of the screen. As waves of tanks, robots, and aircraft approach, it's hard not to obliterate everything as you methodically "wipe" the screen from side-to-side.
Hundreds of projectiles rain down upon you, but it doesn't seem to matter, because when you get hit, all of your enemies blow up instead. Apparently that's the result of the auto-bomb mechanism, which is disconcerting at first but a nice luxury once you realize what the [expletive] is going on. The scoring system is equally over-the-top, and it's not unusual to rack up 300-hit combos. Basically it's impossible to score less than a gazillion points. When your combo meter fills up, your firepower goes from insane to downright apocalyptic!
The stages look lovely for the first few seconds, but once the mayhem begins you can't really see much scenery. The game offers several modes and play styles, but I think you need to be Japanese to comprehend how they all work (I stick with the defaults). Score Attack mode lets you compete for score on Xbox Live, and local high scores are also saved to a confusing set of top-10 boards. Dodonpachi Resurrection is a psychotic game, so make sure you know what you're getting yourself into. If this game were your girlfriend, you would definitely need to break up with it. Note: This is a region-free disc. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.
The action begins with a thug walking up to your girlfriend, punching her in the gut, and carrying her off. As you sashay down the street, gangs of stereotypical thugs accost you. True to the genre, there are only a few types of enemies but they tend to show up in different colored outfits. I love the one who somersaults into the fray while shouting "gymnastics!" Bonehead baddies will smack you with a baseball bat and yell "touchdown!" The females all look like dominatrixes with perfect bodies, and some of their lines are hilarious ("Time for some discipline!"). Defeated bad guys drop cassette tapes and huge wads of cash.
The fighting incorporates plenty of fancy moves (like spinning kicks) and you can even punch a guy while he's down. Partners can be revived by mashing the B button, at which time a cassette tape is shown being wound with a pencil (awesome). Double Dragon Neon has style to burn but its fighting action could use some work. Thugs require too many hits, especially in the early going. Enemies tend to overlap with you, and sometimes you can't even touch them.
Neon employs fluorescent colors and its catchy soundtrack is straight from an 80's dance club. The game is appealing but it misses a few opportunities. The scenery is surprisingly dull, and where's the obligatory city skyline? A branching path option would have provided a lot more replay value. The further I progressed, the less I enjoyed the game. Double Dragon Neon is a hilarious homage, but after a while it starts feeling like a novelty item. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.