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by Stalvern
September 19th, 2018, 5:02 pm
Forum: Other Media
Topic: Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Replies: 15
Views: 210

Re: Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Dude, repeat after me: it's a comedy show. For laughs, not for real movie critiques. First of all, it ain't funny. I couldn't stand it even before I learned what a crock it was; about 30 seconds of that smug babble was more than enough for me. The entire premise of the show is that the more condesc...
by Stalvern
September 19th, 2018, 2:57 pm
Forum: Other Media
Topic: Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Replies: 15
Views: 210

Re: Mystery Science Theater 3000?

I don't think you watched the videos I linked. And that's fair, because it is a time investment, but I linked them because they do a better job than I ever could of showing just how irrelevant the actual content and context of a film are to a CinemaSins video. The second one ( here it is again ) is ...
by Stalvern
September 19th, 2018, 1:31 pm
Forum: Other Media
Topic: Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Replies: 15
Views: 210

Re: Mystery Science Theater 3000?

I like Cinemasins because they're more of a comedy show than an actual review. They still bring up lots of good criticisms though. But they don't. It's a load of disingenuous BS. I always ask myself "If this was a movie, would the Cinemasins guy sin this part?" The answer is always yes. H...
by Stalvern
September 19th, 2018, 10:00 am
Forum: Other Media
Topic: Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Replies: 15
Views: 210

Re: Mystery Science Theater 3000?

I also have to say, although I didn't put this in my previous post, that Mystery Science Theater kicks the snot out of both of those series you mentioned. I'll admit that liking the Nostalgia Critic is a matter of personal taste, but I am genuinely offended by the sheer mass of bad faith that goes i...
by Stalvern
September 19th, 2018, 3:30 am
Forum: Other Media
Topic: Mystery Science Theater 3000?
Replies: 15
Views: 210

Re: Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Season 1? That's like trying to get into Earthbound by playing a prototype build of Mother ! The show isn't good until season 3 (when it gets on Comedy Central) and isn't great until the last couple seasons of Joel's run. Mike's run is consistently good (if a bit weaker in the last season or two), b...
by Stalvern
September 18th, 2018, 6:39 am
Forum: Other Media
Topic: Musicians ?
Replies: 15
Views: 1143

Re: Musicians ?

Ozzybear wrote:Got a great compliment last night . My band did a cover of King Diamonds Eye of the Witch, and Snowy Shaw his former drummer contacted us asking to hear it , and gave us nothing but compliments!!!

Congrats! King Diamond and Mercyful Fate rule.
by Stalvern
September 18th, 2018, 6:37 am
Forum: Video Games General
Topic: Nvidia Switchforce port incoming!
Replies: 17
Views: 409

Re: Nvidia Switchforce port incoming!

Don't feel bad. That's why they're called "opinions". And even if nobody on this thread wants to admit it, their opinions ALSO are nothing more than second-hand information, based on "facts" (they assume they are facts) that they read somewhere. Most people synthesize outside in...
by Stalvern
September 14th, 2018, 9:24 pm
Forum: Other Media
Topic: Heavy metal!
Replies: 5
Views: 187

Re: Heavy metal!

I’m not a metal fan at all, but where do you put Metallica’s early albums in your pantheon of metal albums? I used to be a bigger fan of them in high school and always liked Ride the Lightning and Master of Puppets, but I never listened to too many other metal albums. The first three are great! It'...
by Stalvern
September 13th, 2018, 6:10 pm
Forum: Other Media
Topic: Heavy metal!
Replies: 5
Views: 187

Heavy metal!

It's come up in the other music threads, but it really deserves one of its own. I'll start with my three favorite metal albums. http://i.imgur.com/iAPF2TD.png Autumn – Осень – Вечна... (2003) A deeply beautiful album with a strong Romantic sensibility (it reminds me a lot of Lermontov's poetry, if y...
by Stalvern
September 13th, 2018, 4:41 pm
Forum: Modern Gaming
Topic: A Hat In Time Coming To Switch
Replies: 4
Views: 307

Re: A Hat In Time Coming To Switch

Oh, and not indicative at all in terms of quality, but Gears For Breakfast actually kept JonTron in their game, unlike the cucks at Playtonic. Come on, man. Yooka-Laylee which got outsold by Persona 5 despite the later getting little to no hype by comparison. Persona 5 got plenty of hype. What are ...

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