Make Me Laugh

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Robotrek
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby Robotrek » January 3rd, 2020, 2:24 am

I was once kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

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pacman000
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby pacman000 » January 3rd, 2020, 8:38 am

"Must you Nickle & Dime me for everything?"

"Yes sir; this is a five & ten-cent store."

Gleebergloben123
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby Gleebergloben123 » January 3rd, 2020, 8:53 am

The bartender says “We don’t serve time travelers here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.

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Gentlegamer
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby Gentlegamer » January 3rd, 2020, 12:41 pm

Dave rated Bloodborne a "D"

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pacman000
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby pacman000 » January 3rd, 2020, 2:48 pm

"What's up?"

"Ceiling Tiles."

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VideoGameCritic
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby VideoGameCritic » January 3rd, 2020, 8:56 pm

So many good lines here! But my vote goes to Gleeber - that was an ingenious mind-bender.

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ASalvaro
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby ASalvaro » January 4th, 2020, 4:27 pm

a bunch of aliens land on earth and the 1st thing they see is a pop can on the ground and one of the aliens says "take me to your liter!"

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VideoGameCritic
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Re: Make Me Laugh

Postby VideoGameCritic » January 4th, 2020, 6:51 pm

Question: What do you have with two green balls in your hands?
Answer: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

I remember that from grade school, believe it or not.


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