The Video Game Critic

I was once kidnapped by mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

"Must you Nickle & Dime me for everything?"

"Yes sir; this is a five & ten-cent store."

The bartender says “We don’t serve time travelers here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.

Dave rated Bloodborne a "D"

"What's up?"

"Ceiling Tiles."

So many good lines here! But my vote goes to Gleeber - that was an ingenious mind-bender.

a bunch of aliens land on earth and the 1st thing they see is a pop can on the ground and one of the aliens says "take me to your liter!"

Question: What do you have with two green balls in your hands?
Answer: Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

I remember that from grade school, believe it or not.