The Video Game Critic

Posted: **December 28th, 2006, 6:03 pm**

VGC, this one had me rolling on the floor!

"For those of you who slept through Astronomy class, a "vortex" is a celestial body of such high mass and density that it will literally suck the fun out of any game named after it."

Classic.
Sudz

Posted: **December 28th, 2006, 11:18 pm**

I know, that actually DID have me "laughing out loud".

Posted: **December 29th, 2006, 8:39 pm**

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week. Please tip your waitress!

Posted: **December 29th, 2006, 9:38 pm**

I can't remember the game exactly, but it's an old, old volleyball game that contains my favorite line that goes something like "looks like they programmed this game in a day"

The Video Game Critic

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