The Video Game Critic

These games don't exist, I can only dream..........

House Of The Dead Anthology.........just like Metal Slug Anthology, every HoTD arcade game on one disc. You use the remote like a lightgun, pointing at the screen

Wii Qix...........you trace your lines using the Wii Remote, like a laser pointer pen

Feel The Magic.........in my mind, Feel The Magic is the big rival of WarioWare. Since we're getting a Wii Warioware, there should be a Wii Feel The Magic to compete.

Wii Maken X..........like Red Steel, only no guns and no absolute suckiness in general

No Bubsy 4 on your list??  What gives?

I personally think Awesome Possum, Dark Castle, and Swordquest should be made into Wii games as well. A comic book and a controller that you use both hands for. It will rule. LOL

*disregards cynicism*

I'd like to see a Jedi lightsaber game where you get to slice-and-dice storm troopers. That would rock.

1. Age of Empires.

2. Revive and create new Sierra games like King's Quest, Space Quest, etc.

3. Baseball game where you control the catcher and "set up" pitches, direct and position players  and essentialy command the playing field with the wimote.

4. Spirit of Excalibur.

 

Basically some classic computer games that would not suck in the transition to a home consoles.

 

 

I'd like to see "Wii Band", where you mimic controls on playing instruments, like drums, guitar, bass, etc.

 

Also, "Wii Fighting"...might be expensive, but it'd be awesome to strap Wiimotes to your hands and feet and compete against others.  Sha-ru-ken!

 

Finally, "Wii Ping Pong".  I actually did not like the 360's table tennis, and if they do this right, it would be awesome.

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How about we take Mario and put him in outer space! Wait a minute...that game is coming. How about Wii Gears?

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How about a game where you stack all the unsold PS3s until they reach outer space?

[QUOTE=Atarifever][QUOTE=Shawn]

How about we take Mario and put him in outer space! Wait a minute...that game is coming. How about Wii Gears?

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How about a game where you stack all the unsold PS3s until they reach outer space?
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How about we play a game where you get an education and stop being so ignorant. Keep dreaming fanboy, Sony is going to crush Nintendo again.

[QUOTE=Shawn][QUOTE=Atarifever][QUOTE=Shawn]

How about we take Mario and put him in outer space! Wait a minute...that game is coming. How about Wii Gears?

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How about a game where you stack all the unsold PS3s until they reach outer space?
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How about we play a game where you get an education and stop being so ignorant. Keep dreaming fanboy, Sony is going to crush Nintendo again.

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There are so many ways I could respond to this post.  It's like finding a Genesis with a complete library under the tree on Christmas morning.  I can't even decide where to start.
1) I was talking about right this minute and the PS3s much publicized unsold stock building up in stores.  Thus, "Sony is going to crush Nintendo again" has nothing to do with this.
2) If you call me fanboy one more time and force me to explain again how that is really, really stupid I'm pretty sure you get some kind of "most useless person on the internet" award (maybe Koopa will give it out).
3) The fanboy comment is really great from a guy who has at least 95% of his posts start out with some blind, seething anger directed at one particular company.  Look here's a form version of your posts that can help make your submission time much quicker:

"Yeah, well I have nothing against the DS/Wii, but *Insert something that proves that of all things on the planet you actually hate the DS and Wii the most, even more than cancer, making what you just said a pointless smoke screen that you think other people are actually too stupid to see through*.  (Insert Sony product name) is God.  (Insert name of one game that didn't get terrible reviews) is incredible and is WAY BETTER !!!!1111 than (Choose one:  name of DS game that is made for children, random Mario game, game that everyone loves but that you claim is WAY over-rated).  Also (name of poster you are responding to) you are a fanboy for Nintendo, even if you have no Nintendo systems, have recently bought your first Nintendo system, just like some Nintendo games, actually do like most Nintendo games, or are a piece of inanimate furniture (as even chairs and toasters are fanboys in your crazed conspiracy ramblings). 
Sony is great,
Shawn."

There, now you can just copy and paste that, with the appropriate blanks filled in, all over the place and save yourself some time.