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This combines a few different versions of an old one. Most memorable bits from an old (Mid-80's? Early-90's?) computer meme, with a small relation to gaming:
If your OS were a car...
DOS - You get into the car & look for your keys.
Apple - You can get to the grocery store, but it takes you to church first.
OS/2 - You ride to the grocery store at 3mph with a big brass band in tow. Halfway there, the car blows up, killing you, the band, & everyone on the block.
Amiga - You ask to go to the grocery store. It takes you to a shopping mall on the moon.
Atari - You could actually get to the grocery store, if the #&*! company would just open up & tell you how to drive.
Atari (Alternate) - You drive to the grocery store. Everyone stares at your car because 1) they thought the manufacturer only made go karts & 2) they thought the manufacturer went out of business years ago.