Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

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matmico399
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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby matmico399 » November 4th, 2021, 7:28 pm

Gary from Bully. I'd beat that tool senseless

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Crummylion
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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby Crummylion » November 4th, 2021, 7:47 pm

Bandanna Dee from Kirby Super Star Ultra. There's a bonus game called Revenge of the King that's a continuation of Spring Breeze where it's just hard mode, but one added boss is just a Waddle Dee with a bandanna. No, there's no catch, it's just a boss that's as powerful as a standard waddle dee.

Captain LeChuck. Just need some magic rootbeer or a voodoo doll and I'm all good.

Also, any single one of the glukkons from Oddworld, if its just 1v1. Look like literal push overs.

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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby Robotrek » November 4th, 2021, 10:57 pm

Tubba Blubba from Paper Mario. Without his heart, of course.

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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby djc » November 5th, 2021, 12:33 am

Corey Haim from Double Switch.

icepeople
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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby icepeople » November 5th, 2021, 2:31 am

Well, based on these height charts I'd say I could take on the first half-dozen (OK, they're not exactly boss, so to speak)...

https://imgur.com/a/V3vaM#cKaqs1r

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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby DaHeckIzDat » November 5th, 2021, 12:34 pm

icepeople wrote:Well, based on these height charts I'd say I could take on the first half-dozen (OK, they're not exactly boss, so to speak)...

https://imgur.com/a/V3vaM#cKaqs1r

This fool thinks he stands a snowball's chance in hell against Kirby.

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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby DrLitch » November 5th, 2021, 7:34 pm

Realistically -

A Goomba from Mario would be terrifying. Never mind about a boss.

Best be equipped with some cyanide capsules or a suicide vest, if the tough does not want to get going there is at least a quick and easy option.

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Crummylion
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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby Crummylion » November 6th, 2021, 12:05 am

DaHeckIzDat wrote:
icepeople wrote:Well, based on these height charts I'd say I could take on the first half-dozen (OK, they're not exactly boss, so to speak)...

https://imgur.com/a/V3vaM#cKaqs1r

This fool thinks he stands a snowball's chance in hell against Kirby.

No one can defeat Kirby... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP5pb7hGelM


DrLitch wrote:Realistically -

A Goomba from Mario would be terrifying. Never mind about a boss.

Best be equipped with some cyanide capsules or a suicide vest, if the tough does not want to get going there is at least a quick and easy option.

Hey now, these guys mean well!
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Re: Video game bosses you could beat in real life?

Postby strat » November 6th, 2021, 7:47 pm

Any selected Final Fantasy VI boss since they can all be killed with a power tool. Tim the Tool Man Taylor could off 'em.


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