Everything I Need To Know About Life Page

Postby **VideoGameCritic** » February 23rd, 2015, 12:06 am

I was just reading the Everything I Need to Know About Life article and I was laughing out loud. So funny!

I haven't updated it in a while and I was wondering if you guys had some new material to contribute to that. Toss out some stuff and we'll see what sticks.

Ozzybear1 · Postby **Ozzybear1** » February 23rd, 2015, 1:55 am

I just re read that recetly as well and got a great laugh !
I may have to think but im sure i can come up with at least
a couple!

scotland171 · Postby **scotland171** » February 23rd, 2015, 5:46 am

'Don't shoot your food' (Gauntlet) (and apparently Elves need food badly)

Beware of Lurking Ducks guarding Keys (Adventure)

Always drive up inside moving semi trucks on the highway (Spy Hunter)

PSX1 · Postby **PSX1** » February 23rd, 2015, 7:13 pm

The fastest mammal is a cheetah. The second fastest is Bo Jackson.

When the aliens invade us, they will start really slow and gradually get faster.

During the '90s, auto races were only held on foggy days.

Winners Don't Use Drugs

Voor1 · Postby **Voor1** » February 24th, 2015, 10:08 am

You NEVER need to stop to go to the bathroom in the middle of an adventure. Just keep fighting and jumping--the feeling will pass.