Make Me Laugh

[DaHeckIzDat]

I don't care how, do or say whatever you can to make me laugh. The one who makes me laugh the hardest gets a...I dunno, a potato. You get a potato.
GO!

[Luigi & Peach]

I hear the Swedish fleet put barcodes on all their ships. That way when they come back in they can Scandinavian. *pause for groans*

[Matchstick]

Heh, nicely done, L&P!

Saw this post last night but wound up getting a little distracted, for obvious reasons. I don't normally link to YouTube vids, but this one always gets a laugh out of the wife and I. It's a recent-ish SNL sketch, and takes about four minutes start to finish. Enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6QlnO7iT7E

Good luck getting that song out of your head. You're welcome!

[ASalvaro]

A man was driving down the road when a policeman saw him driving with a gorilla in the front seat and stopped him. The officer told the man that he can't have a gorilla and said that he needs to take him to the zoo
The next day, the officer saw the same guy driving down the road. He pulled him over again. He saw the gorilla in the car again, but this time he was wearing sunglasses. “I thought I told you to take that gorilla to the zoo!” the officer said.
The man said "I did..And we had such a great time I'm taking him to the beach!"

[Gleebergloben123]

Went to the doc last week, after a bunch of tests he said I was colorblind. It happened completely out of the purple.

[DaHeckIzDat]

[ActRaiser]

What did one wall say to the next wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner."

[HawgWyld]

Did you hear about the sleep walking nun?
She was a roamin' Catholic.

[Gleebergloben123]

One night back in the 80’s I saw Steven Wright on Letterman. In Steven Wright’s deadpan voice, “There was a light-switch in my house that did nothing. I just flipped it on and off all day but nothing happened. Three months later I got a letter from a woman in Germany that said ‘Cut it out.”

[DrLitch]

My nephew sent me this, did make me chuckle.

Why playing virtual reality in public might be bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyxeZ7JYwZs

Of course when a 16yo sends you a bit of humor........