Funniest review opening line ever!

[Sudz1]

VGC, this one had me rolling on the floor!

"For those of you who slept through Astronomy class, a "vortex" is a celestial body of such high mass and density that it will literally suck the fun out of any game named after it."

Classic.
Sudz

[Paul Campbell]

I know, that actually DID have me "laughing out loud".

[VideoGameCritic]

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.  Please tip your waitress!

[voor]

I can't remember the game exactly, but it's an old, old volleyball game that contains my favorite line that goes something like "looks like they programmed this game in a day"