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The graphics are dull, and all the players look the same (generic white guys like Cal). The pitching controls are simplistic (fast, slow, curve), and the exceedingly large outfield area allows too many balls to be hit into the gaps. It's hard to field the ball with your tiny players, and you'll need to use the dive button to snag anything that's not hit directly to you. Close plays result in a close-up "action window" - a nice touch, but if you blink you'll miss it!
As far as the sound effects go, an umpire calls strikes, balls, and outs, but he has a bad case of bronchitis. At least after you hit a homerun you get to hear the "Bad News Bears" theme - I like that. The league mode provides a password to save your spot, and the homerun derby mode is unusual in that it scores points for hits other than home runs. Overall, Cal Ripken baseball is a fair but unremarkable baseball game. © Copyright 2001 The Video Game Critic.
Much like Forgotten Worlds (Sega, 1989) the scheme seems ideal until the action gets hectic and you forget which button is clockwise. In one treacherous area you must wade up a river bank lined with enemies, and the best I could do was continuously spin and fire non-stop. The sensitive controls make it hard to aim with precision but strafing enemies is a lot of fun.
There are no pea shooters in this game, and the flamethrowers and rocket launchers are devastating. You automatically lob a grenade when you stop firing - a thought that will rarely (if ever) cross your mind. I still haven't figured out the heck are those orange things that float around when you shoot something.
Early in the game you can commandeer a plane and man its guns, mowing down enemies on the ground below. The first boss encounter is a trio of giant baboons who throw skulls that chase you like heat seeking missiles! The slowdown in this game is onerous at times and certain sound effects seem conspicuously absent. Caliber 50 is rough around the edges but once you experience its arcade shooting action all is forgiven. © Copyright 2018 The Video Game Critic.
The second event is foot bag. Wait - foot bag? You mean the event known as hacky sack to the rest of the world? This simple keep-it-up game would have been okay if your character didn't constantly drift off the left side of the screen. Next up is surfing. As if the designers sensed the event needed some spice, they incorporated the idea of popping beach balls with the tip of your surf board! That makes no sense.
In skating you control a bikini-clad chick navigating a sidewalk with obstacles like ice cream cones and sand. It's moderately fun but a few spills brings the action to an abrupt conclusion. In BMX bike racing you barrel over dirt hills and perform stunts in the air. It's probably the most playable event, but like the skating, a bad fall cuts the action short.
In terms of graphics, California Game is a crowd pleaser. There are cool details like the Hollywood sign and passing traffic on the half-pipe screen. The Golden Gate bridge in the foot bag event looks digitized. And if you check out the background in skating, you'll spot a girl on the beach tanning with her top undone.
The music is generally lame and often horrible. High scores are recorded for each event, but with no comprehensive score, it's impossible to crown a winner with multiple players. I thought California Game could get by on sheer variety, until Scott referred to it as "a variety of suck". © Copyright 2015 The Video Game Critic.
In addition to Captain America, you can play as Iron Man, Hawkeye (who?!), and Vision (what?!) Unfortunately, the chaotic two-player action suffers from severe flicker and collision detection issues, so it's best to play the game solo. The character sprites aren't very detailed, partly because they're rendered with thick black outlines. The backgrounds are generally bland, although I did enjoy the skyline and waterfront areas of stage one.
The fighting action is fast - probably too fast for its own good. When our heroes aren't sliding around on the ground, they're hopping around like fleas. The control scheme seems unnecessarily awkward, requiring you to press two buttons to unleash special attacks like Iron Man's plasma ray. Captain America can throw his shield, and this attack is doubly effective since it also inflicts damage on its return trip.
This game packs no less than twelve different boss characters, my favorite being a hulking robot that fills the screen in stage two. The beginning of stage two plays more like a shooter as you fly through the air while inexplicably blasting flying scuba divers spiraling out of control. The text dialogue provides an unexpected entertainment bonus, serving up dramatic exchanges like: "You can't escape!" "You will be the one escaping!"
Marvel comic fans will also appreciate how obscure elements of the comics have been incorporated into the game. For example, during the shooting stages you're accompanied by a tiny character named Wasp. On the whole Captain America and the Avengers is average fare, but comic fans can probably bump up the grade by a letter. © Copyright 2008 The Video Game Critic.
The pacing is leisurely as our likable hero explores exquisitely-detailed fantasy environments. Mickey's jumps are long and floaty. Pressing the jump button in mid-air causes Mickey to do a butt-pounce. This not only defeats enemies but propels Mickey high into the air. He also has a healthy supply of apples to toss.
Each stage feels like a unique experience with its own distinctive musical theme. In the magical forest you pounce on mushrooms and flee from giant run-away red apples (reminiscent of the boulder scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark). In the Toyland stage you'll face marching toy soldiers and springing clowns. Special icons let you "flip" the screen, and to this day the effect is jarring.
But it's the attention to detail that makes Castle of Illusion so special. There's a part where you leap between floating leafs while avoiding spiders. I love the delicate music and the way the leaves dip slightly as you land on them. When a storm rolls in and the sky darkens as the orchestrated musical score seamlessly transitions from happy-go-lucky to ominous and scary.
The game may be a little short by modern standards but I prefer a short game that keeps me engaged the entire time than one that puts me on a treadmill. Adding replay value are secrets to uncover and harder skill levels to beat. Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse is an enchanting platformer that has aged like wine, with lavish production values and timeless charm you'd associate with a vintage Disney film. © Copyright 2023 The Video Game Critic.
You can select between two playable characters which ratchets up the replay value substantially. John Morris is armed with a whip that can also be used to swing on. Eric Lecarde has a slower spear attack but is armed with special moves like a mega jump and spinning lance.
All the standard enemies are here including leaping lizards, fire-breathing dragon skulls, floating medusa heads, and charging minotaurs. The skeletons here actually throw their own heads! That's what I call job dedication! You'd never catch me doing that at work! Slashing candles reveals power-ups and gems that look more like letter C's. The first boss is a window-shattering werewolf that introduces a frightening degree of slowdown.
The controls are what make Bloodlines great. They feel so natural, its SNES counterparts feel stiff by comparison. You can attack diagonally and even jump to and from stairways! I love how zombies fall apart when hit, but most creatures just go up in blue flames. Every stage features unique challenges and amazing set pieces. You knock the heads off huge statues in flooded Greece. You'll battle zombie soldiers in a German munitions factory. In Italy you'll take a vertigo-inducing journey up the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Bloodlines has a great password feature and I love how using a continue lets you pick up near where you left off. It may not be as flashy as its SNES cousins, but this game is an absolute pleasure to play. In fact, it dawned on me that this may the most playable Castlevania game of all time. © Copyright 2022 The Video Game Critic.
The surreal visuals and hideous creatures exude a gloomy occult vibe, and the music has a mysterious, murky quality. The developers tried to get creative with the swordplay, devising a scheme never before seen before, and God willing - never again. Holding in the B button while moving the directional pad let you position your swords all around your body. What seems innovative at first proves just plain awkward. You can only attack while standing in place, and instead of slicing through enemies you're just poking them.
Chakan is stiff and slow. The fact that he can withstand a dozen hits is good because you're continuously being pelted by regenerating bugs and bats. You're especially vulnerable from below, and sure enough flying enemies always head directly for your undead crotch. The stage designs are just terrible. There's zero margin of error when jumping between platforms and your high-flying "spin jump" is unreliable. The creature animation is so poor I mistook the bosses for statues. I hate how they simply blink when you strike them.
The alchemy system seems promising at first, allowing you to concoct potions for power-ups like invisibility or a flaming sword. Unfortunately these effects are so short-lived it's like placing a Bandaid over an open wound. With no checkpoints, no score, and no password it's hard to make progress or sustain interest. I felt as if I was in my own little personal hell trying to play Chakan: The Forever Man. Looks like this one may be banished back to the shelf - forever! © Copyright 2020 The Video Game Critic.
The racing action isn't as fast or smooth as the Turbografx, and the roads look angular. I like the bonus multiplier that lets you rack up thousands of points for each passed car, and the lousy collision detection tends to work in your favor. Chase HQ 2 has a few surprises up its sleeve. In the opening stage you'll approach a city at night during a thunderstorm, and watching the lightning illuminate the dark clouds above the skyline looks awesome.
After passing through a tunnel you suddenly find yourself driving in the country, which makes no sense. Other scenic locations include a coastal town and snow covered mountains. Occasionally you'll approach busy intersections, and you'll want to jump the conveniently-placed ramp to avoid a wreck. Crossing bridges is pretty cool, and the one in the coastal stage even has waves lapping up against it.
Ice-covered bridges are a serious headache however, because it's so easy to slide off the side (no rails). The game introduces new hazards like bomb-dropping helicopters and thugs who fire guns from their cars. When you finally nab the crooks, it's satisfying to see cops holding guns to their heads ("just give me a reason punk!!") Chase HQ 2 isn't as polished as the Turbografx game, but it still delivers its share of high-speed fun. © Copyright 2014 The Video Game Critic.
Chiki Chiki is a happy-go-lucky, hack-n-slash extravaganza. Its name however is misleading. Yes there are two brothers to choose from but no two player option. You either play as one or the other. The cartoonish graphics have an appealing fantasy vibe with fairy tale castles, bouncy clouds, and lively undersea kingdoms. The action is refreshingly simple as you hack away at fuzzy dudes, sea chickens, mean beans, and flying old ladies.
You can select the order you play the first three stages, set on land, in the clouds, and under water. There's a lot of imagination in the scenery, like shower heads in clouds producing "rain". You can also latch onto walls with your teeth, a la Bonk's Adventure (T16, 1990), allowing you to slowly climb.
The controls are outstanding. Your sword has good range and can swing rapidly. Since it's an overhead slash it's easy to eliminate enemies from above. You also have a "magic" button that damages everything on the screen. At the end of each stage you face an obligatory boss. These encounters feel a little tedious with the sword alone, but using magic expedites the process considerably.
Between stages you spend coins you've collected on health, power-ups, and continues. You'll meet a princess named Callia who is mega-hot, especially for a game like this. After you use your final continue the message is displayed "game over thank you very much". So considerate!
I love the arcade vibe but Chiki Chiki Boys can be exhausting to play. You fend off legions of converging enemies by pounding buttons non-stop. So while it's an easy game to pick up, it's just as easy to put down. There's a lot of button-mashing fun to be had but it's not the kind of game you'll want to play twice in a row. © Copyright 2022 The Video Game Critic.
Chuck Rock is a basic platformer with appealing cartoon graphics not unlike Bonk's Adventure (Turbografx-16, 1990). Chuck uses his huge gut to bounce enemies off the screen, and he also has a nifty jump-kick. Manipulating boulders plays a vital role. You can position them to reach high platforms, hold them over your head for protection, or toss them onto enemies.
Most of your adversaries are small dinosaurs rendered in a wacky style. I love the pink elephants that split in half until you can squish them under your feet! Some creatures are helpful, like the pterodactyl that flies you over a gorge or the brontosaurus that gives you a ride across a river.
Chuck's mannerisms are hilarious - especially when he takes a hit and lets out a crazy yelp. A heart in the lower left corner serves as his health gauge, and grabbing heart icons causes it to inflate. Not only is this game brimming with personality, but it's also extremely well-programmed. The controls are perfectly responsive and the collision detection is crisp. The action is non-stop and the game is a pleasure to play.
The short-but-sweet stages include jungle, cave, water, and ice locations. The cave stages feature the worst-looking spiders in video game history. What makes the game tough are smaller enemies that tend to blend in with the scenery. They are especially hard to make out in the grainy underwater stage. Bosses include a charging Triceratops and a roaring Sabretooth tiger, but most are defeated using sheer brute force.
Distinctive sound effects provide positive reinforcement, and I love how point values appear when you walk over food. The jazzy background music is okay, but in stage two it's just abrasive. Several continues are available, but this game could really use a password system. Still, when it comes to sheer playability, it's hard to beat Chuck Rock. © Copyright 2023 The Video Game Critic.
In addition to dinosaurs, you'll face prehistoric mammals, suggesting the game takes place in the Paleolithic era (maybe I'm reading too much into this). Apparently by this stage of evolution cavemen had learned to construct suburbs complete with stone houses, fire hydrants, and phone lines. The controls feel responsive and I love that satisfying "thud" sound when you smack an enemy off the screen. The programmers even incorporated elaborate scaling and zoom effects you rarely see on the system.
Many of your adversaries are other cavemen, including a few cross-dressed as dinosaurs. I like how your first hit knocks off the costume! Some more benevolent creatures include a giant black ant and a galloping ostrich who transport you over treacherous terrain. You'll explore flowery groves and volcanic caves, but I prefer the sunny water stages complete with Hulk surfers and water slides. Chuck Rock 2 is an ideal summer game, complete with the occasional thunderstorm.
Some of the stage elements are confusing. You can't jump on a bed of spikes, but you can walk right past them? Who would have guessed you're supposed to jump into the mouth of a venus flytrap? Some monkeys are good and some are bad. Buzzing flies hurt you but butterflies don't. In one area I'm navigating a tree while taking hits left and right. It turns out there was a bad monkey showering me with bananas from off-screen.
The ability to teeter on your club lets boulders pass harmlessly underneath, but I always forget I can do this. When you lose a life, you continue right where you left off, so be ready. The soundtrack is lively and fun, and I enjoyed the subtle graphical details like bandages that appear on bosses as they take damage. It was a tall order for Chuck Rock II to live to the original, but I'd say it came pretty close! © Copyright 2023 The Video Game Critic.
This version looks just like the SNES edition, but it plays faster. In fact, it makes the SNES version seem almost sluggish by comparison. Fighting thugs is a lot easier on the Genesis. There seem to be fewer of them, and your attacks do more damage. If you continuously swing a knife at the edge of the screen, you can knock off many foes before they can even make an entrance!
The platform jumping, on the other hand, is harder on the Genesis. The controls feel touchy as you leap between icy ledges. In one harrowing stage you scale a cliff as snipers pump slugs into you from a few feet away. Unlike the SNES game, you cannot kill these guys, even when standing on the same ledge with them! But the worst part of this game is the avalanche stage where you're forced to run through an obstacle course of rocks and logs as a wall of snow bears down on you.
Unlike the SNES version, when you trip on something there's no time to recover. It's not unusual to breeze through dozens of fights without a scratch, only to piss away every last life on this single unforgiving stage. Continues are available, but they take you back pretty far, and there's no password. Cliffhanger is playable on the Genesis, but I'd give the nod to the SNES edition. Note: Despite what the box claims, this game is one-player only. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
An overly complicated set-up process lets you assign human or CPU to up to six players. It's possible to watch the CPU play itself. Players take turns moving around a brightly-rendered board with the help of a digitized hand that rolls the dice. Upon entering a room you suggest who committed the crime and what the weapon was. For example, Colonel Mustard in the dining room with the candlestick. You then watch a brief cut-scene as dramatic organ music plays. There's only one correct combination and as scenarios are ruled out the possibilities narrow.
To help you keep track the game originally provided a "detective notepad" with grids of checkboxes (you can make your own by copying a page from the manual). Frankly I found the notepad design to be confusing and opted not to use it. Another awkward part of the game is how other players are supposed to look away when you view your cards.
The cutscenes are short and add a bit of suspense, but you never actually see the murder take place. You might watch an animation of a pipe coming down followed by a *clunk* sound. It's possible for the winning player to also be the murderer ("I won! I'm on my way to prison but I won!") Clue and the Genesis isn't exactly a match made in heaven, but if you've ever had a burning desire to play the game solo there are five skill levels to test your sleuthing skills. © Copyright 2016 The Video Game Critic.
Reusing the NBA Live engine was a good idea, as it provides an optimal view of the action. Just don't ask what's holding up those backboards! The pacing is brisk but not over-the-top, and the controls are surprisingly intuitive considering there's only three buttons. You get 32 teams to choose from including a powerhouse Maryland Terrapins squad led by Joe Smith at center.
The player animation is great. When taking it to the rim players execute elaborate slow-motion dunks that knock defenders off their feet. When going for a layup it looks like the player is holding his nose for some reason. Occasionally the backboard will shatter, resulting in a droopy net with glass all over the floor. There's no steal button but you can harass the dribbler by pushing up against him, which can jar the ball loose.
When a player is fouled I love how he always shakes his head before getting up off the floor. The foul shooting system is perfect in its simplicity, and I like how you can tap buttons to make the fans distract the shooter. Adding to the atmosphere is a fidgeting crowd, an active scorer's table, and cheerleaders who spell out "T-E-A-M". If a shot misses the rim the crowd will chant "aaaair baaaalll!"
Even Coach K's quirks are endearing. You can often nudge CPU players out of bounds, but changing direction near the center line usually results in a cheap over-and-back penalty. The ball drops from the shooter's hand when the clock strikes zero, like it's a hot potato or something. The CPU has a tendency to hit full-court shots at the buzzer, so make sure you're up by at least four during the waning seconds.
One legitimate knock on the game is how it only displays the score after each made basket, which is annoying towards the end of the game. It may not be perfect but Coach K remains a fun go-to during March Madness. Pound for pound this may be the best college basketball game ever made. © Copyright 2019 The Video Game Critic.
As you take to the streets armed with coffee accessories you'll battle big-headed aliens, elderly folk, and country music fans. Taking a bat to a granny with a walker feels so wrong... yet strangely satisfying! The controls could be better. The characters tend to slide around, making it hard to line up with enemies. Fortunately the collision detection is forgiving.
The A button is used to grab enemies and pick up weapons, but these actions aren't always responsive. Tapping B unleashes combos, and holding it lets you "wind up" for a mega punch. Your jump-kick works great against a mob but deals minimal damage. The sound effects are generally muted, save for the satisfying "clank" of smacking somebody with a parker meter. When an enemy is defeated a beam of light shines down from heaven as their body levitates into the sky. While imaginative, one could argue this death animation is overused and takes too long.
The music is an acquired taste. My friend Chris characterized it as "somebody banging on trash can lids" but Brent and Kevin really dug the death metal vibe. There are some really impressive backdrops in this game, mainly in the form of the city skyline at night. Stages tend to be short, with your score tallied at the end of each. So why isn't it displayed on the game over screen? I like how two players share the same set of continues, and it's possible for one player to come back "from the grave" if a new continue is found.
Coffee Crisis gets an A for effort, with packaging that includes a Genesis clam case, a glossy manual, and an astonishing translucent red cartridge. Collectors will definitely want to get in on this one. It's no Streets of Rage (Genesis, 1991) but once you get into the spirit of the thing Coffee Crisis is a good time. For more info check out Mega Cat Studios. © Copyright 2017 The Video Game Critic.
You have 32 of the best college teams to choose from, and it's fun to take one through a regular season and try to attain the #1 ranking. There are a slew of game options and a wealth of statistics. This is one of the only games to take advantage of Sega's 6 button controller, but I wish they had incorporated a catch button. The game has a few other issues too. The play-by-play announcer from the Montana games is back, but he's mediocre, and it can be downright comical to hear him exclaim "he could go all the way!" as the runner gets stopped for two yards. Even more annoying is his use of the word "zip", as in "Florida State 7, Alabama zip".
The playing field is so wide that sometimes you can't see all of your receivers. And while the player animation is good in general, after each play they stand around like soldiers, which looks really stupid. It's interesting to note that hitting the B button after any play causes your player to raise his helmet in triumph -- even if he screwed up during the play. Trust me, once you discover this "feature", you will be doing it constantly, and laughing out loud. Despite the silliness, this is a very good football game. © Copyright 1999 The Video Game Critic.
The action on the field is smooth with few lulls. I like how the C button lets you catch on offense or block a pass on defense. The main problem with this game is the running. It's really easy to get continuously pushed back, and apparently the game has no concept of forward progress. Audio effects include a static-y crowd and boo effects which sound more like a pack of dogs. I do however relish those crunchy tackle sounds.
Before each game you're prompted to enter your name, and I highly recommend you do so. Why? Because the game records a wide variety of statistics including longest pass, total yards, and most sacks in a game. It's satisfying when the game stops to announce you've smashed an old record. The battery in my cartridge is currently dead so records are not retained, but that can be replaced. There are some nice bells and whistles like cheerleaders, chain measurements, and referees that toss penalty flags. College Football USA '96 has issues, but its pick-up-and-play style is appealing. © Copyright 2017 The Video Game Critic.
On the field the action is improved. Offensive lines don't get pushed around as much and the passes feel crisp. I really enjoy running option (pitch or run) plays and found it fairly easy to score. The CPU quarterbacks seem to have a hard time grasping the ball, as it often slips out of their hand. The play-calling interface is clean but some of the color choices are hard on the eyes (yellow on light purple?)
There's a generic new commentator voice this year but he's barely used. College Football '97 retains the best feature of the previous year, and that's player records. I also like the cutscene of the coach yelling at a player and the way the ball is "zapped" when it hits the goal post. College Football USA '97 may lack the gravitas of the Bill Walsh games, but it runs like a finely-tuned machine. © Copyright 2017 The Video Game Critic.
Unpredictable chain reactions inject excitement into the game. Columns won me over in a big way. Unlike Nintendo's cartoonish incarnations of Tetris, Columns has an Egyptian theme. There isn't much to see graphics-wise, but the soft, soothing organ music makes the game feel like a religious experience. There are plenty of options including a nice two-player simultaneous mode. The controls are a little TOO responsive, making the columns tricky to line up precisely. But the relaxing, addictive quality of this game cannot be denied. © Copyright 2001 The Video Game Critic.
You select a driver from a set of freaks which include the cyborg "Metro", the werewolf "Growl", and an obese woman named "Big Bad Momma". Only after you make your selection do you see their handling/speed/acceleration characteristics, which is just one example of this game's poor design. The tracks vary wildly in terms of difficulty. The opening "beach" course is easy enough with its nice wide roads, but the "Harbour" track is an absolute killer with its deadly turns and muddy edges. You can only see a short distance ahead of your car, and the arrows are painted on the turns themselves! What good is that?
Only two of the eight cars have respectable weapons (shotgun and missiles). Most others just drop stuff like smoke, oil, and mines. One car's so-called "weapon" is a freakin' turbo boost! C'mon now! I'm surprised this game didn't make windshield wipers a weapon. You'll need to finish first in each race to advance (which sucks) and there are no continues. I tried to lower the difficulty via the options menu, but - oh wait - it's already on easy!
The audio is dominated by the annoying squeals of tires, but there's something to be said for the pulsating, high-energy dance beats. I would surely include them on my video game mixtape, if only I had one. One tune sounds like "What Is Love?" Between races you'll purchase upgrades from a blonde vampire bikini girl (and yes, she certainly does have mega tires!). A two-player mode lets you go head-to-head with a friend, but the screen is distorted (a la Sonic the Hedgehog 2), the sound is degraded, and there are no CPU cars. Considering how simple its concept is, I'm amazed how bad Combat Cars falters. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
Comix Zone has a lot of hand-to-hand combat with a few puzzles sprinkled in. You can juggle three items in your inventory, and it's much easier if you have a six-button controller. The animation is impressive as you unleash a can of whoop-ass on a variety of mutants and martial arts thugs. I absolutely love how they slam against the border of the cell, or better yet break through it, spilling the action into the next cell!
Quick dialogue bubbles offer clues and add some levity. The soundtrack is outstanding, delivering some killer guitar riffs with that distinctive Genesis twang. The first stage has some of the best music I've ever heard in a video game. Gotta love that Elvis-inspired "Se-gah" intro as well.
Comix Zone had the makings of a masterpiece, but unreasonable difficulty and repetitive fighting prove its undoing. The first level is so incredibly unforgiving that it will demoralize all but the most ardent gamers. You only get one life, so falling into a pit is an instant "game over". You really need to get familiar with the branching stages to enhance your chances of survival. An easy difficulty level would have gone a long way.
The combat is fun, but it gets repetitive because enemies can absorb too many hits! That dude who looks like Aquaman can take about 30 hits! C'mon now! And what's the deal with the mandatory damage? Even punching your way through crates will drain your life! If you stick with it, Comix Zone does get better.
Strategic usage of items is key, and you can use your pet rat to uncover items hidden in the scenery. There's no password feature, but the branching paths provide some variety. While clearly flawed, Comix Zone still oozes with style and originality. Had its gameplay been tweaked, this could have been the start of a killer new Sega franchise. This is a must-have for collectors. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.
Unfortunately, the game's checkpoints fall before these sequences, so you end up having to watch them over and over again! I mean, they look great and all, but I'm not getting any younger here! Hard Corps' difficulty is off the charts, and even the first boss keeps coming back in different forms long after you thought he was defeated. I would have not gotten much further than the first stage if not for my Game Genie cheat device. The Genie let me play through the entire game, but I lost countless lives in the process, making me wonder how in the hell Konami could think three lives was sufficient!
You'll fight aliens while hanging off a helicopter, riding on a speedboat, and latched onto the side of a rocket! In one of the more imaginative scenes, a scientist uses a pair of transporter pods to combine creatures (a la The Fly) to create new monstrosities for you to fight. It's quite poetic when his final creation ends up eating him! Hard Corps' rotation effects are put to good use in bosses that come apart and reassemble themselves into new configurations (like Transformers). In one "virtual" area, you fight constellations come to life.
Besides the difficulty, another issue is how the game seems to degenerate into a series of lengthy boss battles. The graphics are generally good, but the lame explosions are just a bunch of red balls flying everywhere. The soundtrack is decent, but Hard Corps' voice samples are high-pitched, as if Alvin and the Chipmunks recorded them. Upon completing the game, a pitiful "ending" shows your soldier giving the thumbs-up along with the message "Good job!" Contra Hard Corps is a technical tour-de-force, but what good is that when you can't enjoy it? © Copyright 2007 The Video Game Critic.
Each stage challenges you to collect suspended red dots while shooting various marine creatures, bugs, and cheese-tossing mice. Spot is not fleet of foot but he can leap a great distance. He can also rapidly shoot bubbles in any direction, and that's good because most enemies can withstand several shots. The first stage is the highlight of the game as you walk over sand dunes and climb beach chairs while shooting crabs and mosquitoes. I love the sound of the crashing waves and funky reggae music. The second stage takes place on a dock where you climb ropes like Donkey Kong Junior.
The remaining stages include a blow-up pool with frogs and a dark attic infested with spiders. There's also a toy stage with miniature versions of the robot from Lost in Space (the 1960's television program). The later stages aren't as visually appealing but the fun factor remains high. I love the fact that enemies do not regenerate - it keeps the repetition to a minimum. Bonus stages take place inside a giant green 7-Up bottle, where you bounce around on bubbles trying to collect as many red dots as you can. It's fun! With bright graphics, tight controls, memorable stages, and a laid-back soundtrack, Cool Spot is an underrated Genesis platformer. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
The first part of each mission seems generic as you slowly strafe enemy cannons and helicopters that congregate like mosquitoes. In addition to rapid-fire shots and limited bombs, you can initiate a turbo mode that lets you quickly dart around the screen with a protective shield! Once you think you have the game figured out your helicopter descends via a cut-scene. Now your aircraft looms large as you strafe the ground from side-to-side, obliterating enemy soldiers and munitions.
Make sure you wipe out the heavy artillery because you're about to traverse the same area on foot! This part feels a lot like Commando (Capcom, 1986). You can fire rapidly but your bullets move in a squiggly path that's really quite bizarre. It's a good idea to jump into the air to avoid bullets, despite the fact that it looks so silly. You can also call in air support but you'll probably want to save that for the armored vehicles. Once you infiltrate the enemy fortress and free the lone hostage you might think you're home-free. Not even close!
The last part of the mission is much like the first, only much longer and with a few bosses sprinkled in. You'll also face those spinning ring things from Xevious (Atari 7800, 1986) for some strange reason. Crossfire is weak in the audio department, with understated music and wimpy sound effects. You're not awarded a score unless you complete a mission. That's bogus, but overall Crossfire deserves credit for having so much more depth than most vertical shooters. © Copyright 2017 The Video Game Critic.
The Genesis has never been considered an audio powerhouse, but these synthesized tunes sound amazing. It's a shame you have to endure so many generic "filler" tracks in the early going. In fact, it's a good thing you can preview songs on the title screen, because otherwise you might never even hear the good stuff! The pinball tables scroll vertically with stacked areas and a "boss" at the top.
In addition to drop-targets, bumpers, and rollers, you'll take aim at skulls and centipedes that creep across the table. Pinball games tend to make great video games, and this one certainly has an addictive quality. The first table is pretty hard to conquer though, and the erratic pinball sometimes seems to be possessed by the devil (which is fitting, I think).
In addition to excellent music the game has some wicked sound effects, and I would strongly suggest cranking up the stereo. Crue Ball could have been better, but its distinctive heavy metal theme makes it far more memorable than most garden-variety pinball titles. © Copyright 2008 The Video Game Critic.
The fighting action is reasonably good with nicely-animated characters and interesting grapple moves. Still, I don't like how enemies can attack from off-screen, even firing their guns on occasion! If you spot an item on the ground, be sure to pick it up immediately because after defeating the last enemy Morgan will automatically move on to the next area.
The second stage is where the fun comes to a screeching halt. This "cart chase" stage is a rollercoaster ride of sorts as you swerve between two dirt roads to avoid boulders and trees. Plowing through enemies is satisfying, but hitting a big guy will cause you to crash, which is bogus. Conquering this stage requires pure memorization since the cart moves too quickly to react on-the-fly. Worse yet, the stage is really long and repetitive, so it's hard to remember when you need to switch lanes. It took me at least 25 attempts to get through this!
The third stage takes place in a town crawling with pirates trying to kill you. You are free to enter shops and walk down side-streets, but it's not clear where you need to go. I didn't progress any further because there are no continues and no passwords. The prospect of restarting this game is unpleasant, if only because you need to repeat that God-forsaken cart stage.
It's a shame because Cutthroat Island probably has a lot of cool stuff I'll never see. As a consolation, the instructions offer a chance to win a cruise and real treasure hunt in the Florida Keys! I'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams! Later, suckers! Last minute note: The fine print specifies "entries must be received by December 31, 1996." Crap! © Copyright 2014 The Video Game Critic.
You begin by selecting from a series of ridiculous teams like Seattle Snakes, Boston Riots, and Pittsburgh Bolts. You're then presented with some kind of "workshop" screen to outfit your players with ambiguous power-ups. I can only guess what half this stuff does. The confusion you experience at this point is nothing compared to what you're about to be confronted with.
The teams are composed of robots with wheels and treads, but it's hard to discern the details from the high overhead angle. Instead of gaining ten yards for a first down, you try to gain an arbitrary amount of yardage to "defuse" the ball. When the ball explodes you lose possession. You select from a set of play diagrams with tiny symbols you can't even make out. How to play this game is a great mystery.
The manual goes into extensive detail explaining the sport of football (positions, rules, etc) but fails miserably to explain the controls. It took me several games to realize there's only one button. A, B, and C all do the same thing! During pass plays there are white boxes on the field. Apparently you need to point your quarterback towards a box and press the button to throw.
This is the worst system ever devised, considering the boxes are often on the same side of the field, and sometimes even bunched up! Needless to say, you never know who the [expletive] you're throwing the ball to. The CPU pass rush tends to push you back, causing your receivers to scroll out of view. Cyberball is a bewildering mess, and would you believe there's no way to pause the game? Its lone highlight is the half-time show featuring three robotic "one-man bands" marching across the field. © Copyright 2017 The Video Game Critic.
It's too bad because some of the moves, like pulling off your opponent's arms, are pretty cool. And even if you do manage to pull off a sophisticated attack, the damage it deals is minimal. It's also tough to tell what's going on during the heat of battle because the robots all look the same and easily get bunched up. And the bouts go on for way too long. Add in a lousy audio track and terribly boring backgrounds, and the game starts looking like the trainwreck it is. © Copyright 1999 The Video Game Critic.