I Spy Spooky Mansion
Grade: B
Publisher: Scholastic (2010)
Reviewed: 2020/11/18
Rating: Everyone
Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings
Grade: B
Publisher: LucasArts (2009)
Reviewed: 2009/8/9
Rating: Teen
Indy 500 Legends
Grade: B-
Publisher: Destineer (2007)
Reviewed: 2018/6/22
Rating: Everyone
Jaws: Ultimate Predator
Grade: F-
Publisher: Majesco (2011)
Reviewed: 2012/9/18
Rating: Teen (blood, violence)

A few years back I played a really bad Jaws game called
Jaws Unleashed (Xbox, 2005), which was about as fun as being consumed by an actual shark. Ultimate Predator is equally unpleasant. The opening cut-scene has still pictures with voice-overs. The characters are real actors processed by computers to give them a "painted" look. It's a bizarre effect that screams "low budget". You view the action from behind your shark, not unlike
Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future (Dreamcast, 2000). It seems reasonable that you can dart forward, bite, and swat with your tail. After all, this is the kind of stuff sharks do in their free time. Less convincing are moves like "block" and the ability to perform "combos". Umm... is this a
fighting game?! The bloated control scheme even incorporates a targeting system and a "shark sense" which transforms the entire screen into split pea soup (ugh). Short missions let you do stuff like maul divers, kill squid, and destroy boats. It sounds like a lot more fun than it is. Instead of ripping off limbs and ramming boats, you just kind of thrash around until your victims magically disappear. You wouldn't even be able to tell if you were dealing damage if the divers didn't blink red! The collision detection is pathetic, and the horrendous camera makes it hard to see what's going on. Where is the gore? Where's the bloody carnage?! Even kids will regard this as super lame. It's bug-ridden as well, as I discovered when I became hopelessly stuck
in the opening tutorial! Jaws Ultimate Predator is a bad game that preys on unsuspecting customers. Stay out of the water. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
Jenga World Tour
Grade: D+
Publisher: Atari (2007)
Reviewed: 2008/2/8
Rating: Everyone
Jurassic: The Hunted
Grade: C+
Publisher: Activision (2009)
Reviewed: 2010/6/22
Rating: Teen (blood, mild language, violence)
Publisher: Data Design Interactive (2008)
Reviewed: 2008/6/14
Rating: Everyone
Kawasaki Snowmobiles
Grade: F
Publisher: Data Design Interactive (2008)
Reviewed: 2009/1/28
Rating: Everyone

Video games are meant to be played, but Kawasaki Snowmobiles can only be
endured. I can handle sub-par graphics, but the abysmal controls make each race an agonizing experience. I guess I shouldn't have expected much, considering how
heinous that Kawasaki Jet Ski game I reviewed last summer was. Kawasaki Snowmobiles fails on every level. The stadium-enclosed courses are so generic you can't tell one from the next. The snow doesn't look bad, but the snowmobiles appear to be
floating above the surface - not unlike Luke Skywalker's landspeeder! The controls are worthless. Kawasaki employs the standard "tilt-the-controller" steering scheme, but your mobile tends to veer unpredictably side-to-side, and you'll struggle to keep it from tipping over. Staying on the track is futile, but that's okay because you can cut across the course and skip large track sections with no penalty! Occasionally you'll find yourself facing a wall, making it necessary to hit reverse. Inexplicably, this causes the camera angle to reverse itself, which is completely disorienting. Don't worry about falling too far behind though, because your three bunched-up opponents
slow down for you when you fall behind. You'll wish they didn't wait up, because the races are so long that you'll be
begging for their merciful conclusion. There's no turbo button or any real strategy to speak of, besides the aforementioned cheating. Kawasaki Snowmobile proves an interesting point: Just because a game is dirt-cheap doesn't necessarily mean you'll get your money's worth. © Copyright 2009 The Video Game Critic.
King of Fighters Collection: The Orochi Saga
Grade: A
Publisher: SNK (2008)
Reviewed: 2009/7/18
Rating: Teen
Kirby's Dream Collection Special Edition
Grade: C+
Publisher: Nintendo (2012)
Reviewed: 2013/6/15
Rating: Everyone 10+ (animated blood, cartoon violence)
Kirby's Epic Yarn
Grade: B+
Publisher: Nintendo (2010)
Reviewed: 2011/1/29
Rating: Everyone

Kirby's Return to Dream Land
Grade: B-
Publisher: Nintendo (2009)
Reviewed: 2021/1/17
Rating: Everyone
Publisher: Bandai (2008)
Reviewed: 2010/4/10
Rating: Everyone 10+
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The
Grade: B+
Publisher: Nintendo (2011)
Reviewed: 2012/2/28
Rating: Everyone 10+
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Grade: A
Publisher: Nintendo (2006)
Reviewed: 2007/5/4
Rating: Teen (animated blood, fantasy violence)
Lego Indiana Jones 2
Grade: F
Publisher: LucasArts (2009)
Reviewed: 2011/6/29
Rating: Everyone
Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
Grade: D+
Publisher: LucasArts (2008)
Reviewed: 2008/7/13
Rating: Everyone
Link's Crossbow Training
Grade: B
Publisher: Nintendo (2007)
Reviewed: 2008/2/1
Rating: Teen (fantasy violence)
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