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Ultimate Basketball's graphics are very good, with a finely detailed court and even players sitting on the bench. Dunks, three pointers, and foul shots are rendered with impressive full-screen animations. These high-flyers are fun to watch, but it's hilarious when they "forget" to dunk and come down with the ball instead - resulting in a traveling violation! The CPU opponent is excessively cheap, intercepting and stealing at will, so you'll want to stick with the two-player action.
Ultimate Basketball offers a half-time show, but it's incredibly boring, so what's the point? One thing the game does have going for it is the music - it rocks. But despite high marks for audio and presentation, Ultimate Basketball takes a back seat to Double Dribble when it comes to b-ball action on the NES. © Copyright 2005 The Video Game Critic.
Next there's a Crazy Climber-inspired level where you scale the side of a building while avoiding falling objects and giant spiders. Subsequent stages feature additional challenges like bomb disarming, bosses, and more driving action. I had so much fun playing this game that it was hard to stop long enough to write the review. The graphics are outstanding and the control is right on the money. If you want to have a good time on your NES, you can't go wrong with Ultimate Stuntman. © Copyright 2001 The Video Game Critic.
On the right is a list of commands and items you can page through (note that the "leave" command means "drop" - not exit). I repeatedly died while frantically trying to escape the car, prompting the message "your laziness has cost you your life and possibly the life of your sister." [Expletive] you, stupid game! Eventually I got out and was able to navigate the mansion - with some difficulty. Unnecessary extra steps are the order of the day, so you can't enter a door unless you explicitly open it first.
As you snoop around you'll find all kinds of junk that solves problems in the most unlikely ways. It's tempting to grab everything in sight, but if you linger an evil presence envelopes you and saps your life and kills you. Thankfully there's a "quick save" option (pretty sweet) and endless continues that pick up right where you left off. I'm glad Uninvited is so forgiving because frankly it doesn't make much sense. Most items are just red herrings to waste time experimenting with, and some of the objects used to subdue ghosts seem more random than logical.
The highlight of the game is the encounter with the Scarlet O'hara ghost, which my friend Scott mistook to be a "cross-dressing skeleton" (understandable). It looks awesome to disintegrate her with the "No Ghost" substance, but be sure to "open the bottle" first, or you will die (dammit!) Uninvited's graphics are clean and well defined but the house isn't particularly scary. The music is repetitive at times, but I like how it changes to signal danger. Uninvited is not the kind of game that translates well to the NES, but those who enjoy problem solving may find this appealing. © Copyright 2013 The Video Game Critic.
Fights tend to unfold in slow motion, and the sluggish controls negate any chance of skill or strategy playing a role. The sheer monotony of trading punches with the other guy is only relieved by the occasional police car driving by, or a lady dropping a flower pot from a window. It's somewhat comical how the fighters strike innocent poses until the cop passes, but that novelty wears thin in a hurry.
Once you push your opponent to the edge of the screen, he'll roll off, letting you progress to the next screen. Urban Champion's backgrounds are uninspired to say the least, with generic storefronts that cycle endlessly. You can duke it out against a friend or the computer, but I strongly recommend you don't. Personally, I prefer to play a game with more depth - like Pong for example. © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.
Your character, decked out in jeans and a leather jacket, is realistically animated, especially when climbing ladders. He's equipped with short, medium, and long-ranged weapons. Thugs range from spiky-hair creeps, to pumpkin-head freaks, to giant ferrets, to guys in hoods on pogo sticks (huh?). The platform stages are well designed, but occasional narrow ledges account for some cheap deaths, and the only thing worse than falling off a ledge is being knocked off (curses!).
Besides the platform stages, there are also break-neck car chases and first-person shooting levels. The car stages play like vertical shooters, with flying cones and roadblocks that are great fun to plow into. The backgrounds look outstanding, with gorgeous city skylines comparable to those in Streets of Rage on the Genesis. With its killer graphics, additive gameplay, and nonstop action, Vice: Project Doom will push your NES to the limit. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.
Once the ball is served, one button is used to bump and set, and the other for spike and block. Performing a set requires judging the ball's shadow and carefully positioning your players. Spikes are tough to execute because you need to time your leaps perfectly. It's undeniably satisfying when you execute one though, especially when you nail some poor schmuck in the face.
Volleyball is mildly entertaining against a friend or the computer, but I should point out a few issues with the game's design. First, you control three players at a time, but don't know which trio will be selected until the last possible instant. Second, the high-flying ball often goes off the top of the screen, which is seriously problematic when you're trying to time a spike. Volleyball will do in a pinch, but as you've probably guessed by now, there are better volleyball titles for the NES. © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.
The muscle-bound boss isn't hard to beat however, largely because your punches don't even need to make contact to wear down his health meter. That's right - you'll be punching from a safe distance and he'll still be blinking red and taking damage! That's the caliber of collision detection you can expect throughout the game. Upon picking up a red "W" icon, your caveman transforms into a werewolf via an unremarkable cut-scene (a la Altered Beast).
As a werewolf, you're equipped with blades attached to your hands used to climb or slice up enemies. Next you must cross a spiked pit, which requires you to latch onto the ceiling. But even when you know exactly how to perform this move, it takes about twenty attempts thanks to the non-responsive, piece-of-[expletive] controls. Aggravating the situation are two bats that continuously fly across the screen and knock your hairy ass down (if you don't swat at them first).
Grabbing walls, on the other hand, is something that comes easily to your wolf, especially when you don't want him to! It actually requires quite a bit of button mashing just to make him let go! Werewolf's stages are mainly uninspired mazes of underground passages rigged with electrical beams and other cheap hits.
In addition to fighting the obligatory ninjas, you'll face pistol-packing thugs in tights who yell "OH!" for no apparent reason. Icons provide health and power-ups, but some are actually harmful! Werewolf's graphics blow enormous chunks. The animation stinks, and when the screen scrolls sideways unsightly artifacts flash along the edges. Werewolf is a case study in "bad", and the only silver bullet I could find was the "off" switch. © Copyright 2007 The Video Game Critic.
Whomp 'Em's graphics are sharp but not particularly memorable in any way. The controls are responsive as you hop between platforms and battle bugs, flaming birds, freaky wooden men, and a lot of floating eyeballs. You can thrust your spear straight ahead, but most enemies approach from a high angle, which is not very convenient! And why do all these eyeballs bounce around on thin air? Being attacked by giant eyeballs seems reasonable enough, but this bouncing business crosses the line. Other irritations include enemies that split into two, or worse yet knock you off your precarious ledge (into lava more often than not).
Most enemies can sustain multiple hits, and even a lowly snail requires three solid hits to kill. Running through each stage while avoiding the creatures is often your best option. The best aspect of the game is its lively 8-bit soundtrack, which is as catchy as it is nostalgic. Unfortunately there's no score or password feature - just infinite continues. Whomp 'Em is not a bad game per se, but it doesn't offer anything that's already been done in other NES games - and done better. © Copyright 2009 The Video Game Critic.
There are a nice variety of foes including a tall lanky gunslinger and a short Mexican wearing a poncho. When they yell "fire!", you have literally a fraction of a second to get off a shot. Wild Gunman's controls are very forgiving and highly responsive. Your reaction time is actually displayed on the screen after a successful shot, and it's interesting to see how fast your reflexes are, with times as low as .27. A successful shot results in a comical animation, like a hat flying off or pants falling down.
The first of the three variations is easy and repetitive, and I played until I was bored. The second variation adds more challenge as you face two villains side-by-side. Sometimes they both shoot, but sometimes only one will draw, so you need to pay attention. The third variation depicts the front of a saloon with various characters appearing in the windows. It sounds like fun, but like the first variation, it's too easy and drags on for too long. While not particularly challenging or addicting, the game does have a certain degree of charm and personality. © Copyright 2007 The Video Game Critic.
The idea here is to jump off a ramp on skis and perform tricks in mid-air. Unfortunately, you're only in the air for a split-second so there's not much time to get creative. The second event, speed skating, isn't bad because it lets you go head-to-head with an opponent - the only event to do so! Next we have figure skating (ugh). Playing through one skating routine was the longest single minute I've ever had to endure.
As if the unresponsive controls weren't bad enough, jerky animation renders this one unplayable. Bobsled racing is the last event, and even this is boring! Don't bother looking at the big map of the course - just keep an eye on your sled. When it begins sliding up one side of the pipe, just push the other way to prevent it from tipping over.
Winter Games unceremoniously ends by returning you to the main menu, without even bothering to mention who won. High scores are recorded on world record screens, but I don't know if that was ever battery backed-up. The best thing about Winter Games is that it's over so quickly. Wow, this is really a half-hearted translation of what should have been a quality game. © Copyright 2009 The Video Game Critic.
Your knight wields a sword (duh!), but its controls are weird. Pressing a button causes the thing to waggle in front of you. Considering enemies die just by making contact with the blade, you wonder if hitting a button is even necessary! The platform jumping is needlessly complicated by endless birds and bugs that relentlessly swarm you. Why must developers inflict these things upon us?
Considering the constant damage I seemed to be taking, I'm amazed I made any progress in this game at all! It's rife with design flaws, but Wizards and Warriors is fun to play for score. There are tons of items to collect, and it's satisfying how they flash point totals as you snag them. The soundtrack has a nice Elizabethan flavor that's not unlike Ghosts 'N Goblins (Capcom, 1986). Wizards and Warriors is not what I had in mind, but it's moderately fun in small doses. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.
The game is highly playable thanks to its simple, responsive controls. Wolverine is an agile fellow who can run fast, leap far, and easily duck under projectiles. Enemies range from air-guitar-playing silver surfers to regular joes in wife-beater t-shirts. Punching is mildly effective but if you want to take it up a notch you'll want to press select to unsheath Wolverine's deadly claws.
The problem with this game is its uninteresting stages. Most are "trials" based on various elements like air, water, and fire. We're basically talking about mazes loaded to the hilt with traps. One stage is practically laughable with its spikes sticking out of the floor, blades swinging from above, rocks pouring from holes in the wall. What kind of maniac would construct such a thing?! Oh yeah - Magneto.
Playing for score is fun, as there are various strategies to maximize your end-of-stage bonuses. I like how after you die (or use a continue) you resume pretty much exactly where you left off. I was intrigued by the two player option until I realized it was just alternating turns. The spastic musical score sounds like an Eddie Van Halen guitar solo played at triple speed. Contrived stages aside, Wolverine had enough non-stop kinetic action to keep me coming back. © Copyright 2021 The Video Game Critic.
The competition kicks off with weight lifting (Russia), which is unfortunate, because it's one of the toughest, most complicated events. After selecting your weight, you need to execute up and down movements in perfect time in order to snatch, clean, and jerk the barbell. You'll experience plenty of faults until you get a feel for it.
Next up is the barrel jumping (Germany) - a fun event with ice skaters jumping over rows of barrels. The snow-capped mountains in the background look nice, but the nursery rhyme background music is awful. Don't forget to nail your landing (by pulling down) or you'll crash straight through the ice!
That's followed by cliff diving (Mexico), and it's most people's favorite. Simple and fun, it features towering cliffs, inviting blue water, and a pelican that watches you from a rock. Be sure to hold left when you enter the water, or you'll hit your head on the seafloor (ouch).
Next up is slalom skiing (France), but this one is so difficult that just reaching the finish line without crashing is a challenge. My friend Chris had the right idea, ignoring the gates altogether and making a beeline for the bottom!
Another lackluster event is log rolling (Canada). Despite breaking the world record for this, I remain clueless about its controls. Bull riding event (USA) is more straightforward, and I like how you can select your bull (difficulty) beforehand. The caber toss (Scotland) is moderately fun as you try to throw a freakin' telephone pole for distance - while wearing a kilt no less! The bagpipe music in this stage is remarkably well done.
The final event is Sumo Wrestling (Japan), which is far more complex than your usual fighting game. Since there's only one round, there's little time to grasp the complex movements. World Sports has a world record screen you can view, but unfortunately it's not backed up. While uneven in quality, World Games is always competitive with friends and usually good for a few laughs as well. © Copyright 2008 The Video Game Critic.
Black Manta is a celebration of all of the cheesy video game clichés classic gamers hold near and dear to their hearts. There are only two types of thugs in the first stage, and they blink and disappear when hit. They can only shoot their guns while standing, so all you have to do is crouch and throw stars to defeat them. Your ninja can also employ "Ninpo Arts" (by charging your attack button), and once you master these powerful attacks, the game becomes much easier. You'll gather "clues" by interrogating bad guys or finding notes to the effect of "Go forward and up, then shoot the wall near the pipe." Yeah - my wife leaves notes like those around the house all the time!
Wrath of the Black Manta's simplistic dialogue is unintentionally hilarious, like when the drug lord casually mentions, "Don't worry - we'll go to Japan. Ninja are there." Still cut-scenes reveal our hero to be a preppy blonde guy in a purple outfit. The crooks and hostages all sport huge hairdos from the 1970's, and I swear I saved John Davidson at one point. The first boss is named "Tiny", and he looks like a 20-foot tall version of Mini Me.
One part of the game that threw me for a loop were the ninja flying around on blankets. When did ninja start doing that? Black Manta features distinctive background music that sounds great at first but gets on your nerves after a while. For those who played Wrath of the Black Manta as a kid, revisiting this game is sure to be very amusing. But even those new to the game are likely to appreciate its "so bad it's good" quality. © Copyright 2008 The Video Game Critic.
Spicing things up are collapsing "ladder walls", bombs that trigger chain reactions, and pillars that crush baddies a la Dig Dug (Atari 5200, 1983). I like seeing those point values pop up all over the screen as I destroy stuff. The first few screens have an easy-going arcade vibe, but pretty soon the the stages turn into brain-teasers.
Instead of platform fun you find yourself having to perform a specific set of actions in a set period of time. You can fall from any distance so it's usually wise to start from the top of the screen and work your way down. Take care not to destroy a vital ladder or you'll leave yourself in what the manual calls a "hopeless situation". Trust me - this happens all the time!
You need to think fast in this game. Take too long and fireballs emerge from the edge of the screen. Completing each stage is a challenge, but once you figure them out you're basically just going through the motions. Fortunately there's a stage select for the 100 (!) stages.
A design mode lets you create your own levels, but with no way to save your progress you won't want to invest a lot of time with that. Wrecking Crew has some interesting elements but comes up short in the fun department. That said, puzzle-minded gamers will find this long-lost NES title a source of fascination. © Copyright 2016 The Video Game Critic.
Wurm employs four different gameplay styles overexplained in great length by the manual. These include horizontal shooting (HSS), vertical shooting (VSS), cockpit shoot/role-playing (CSRP), and shooting adventure/role playing (SARP). Good thing they provided handy acronyms to avoid confusion! Sorry, there's no CRAP mode. Wurm's elaborate storyline is conveyed via high-resolution cut-scenes, but these are limited to a small window in the center of the screen.
The action begins as you drive your drill machine through dark caverns, tunneling through rocks and blasting away at dancing jellyfish, pterodactyls, and bouncing snails. Your ship has the ability to change forms but the controls are hard to grasp. In flying form it's really hard to tell what parts of the cavern your ship can safely pass over. The first boss is an eyeball with tentacles coming out of it, and you aim at it via a first-person view (CSPR, as if that's helpful).
Periodically the battle pauses and you're forced to talk to every member of your crew. Sometimes their advice is insightful. Sometimes it is not. Aim for the eye? Who would have guessed!? Taking down any boss is a strange, extended process; it seems you inflict more damage by talking to your team members than shooting the damn thing!
Next our scantily-clad heroine ventures out on foot, kicking bats out of the air and shooting somersaulting green zombies (referred to by the manual as "Bill"). The controls could be more responsive so you'll absorb your share of mandatory hits.
The game has six multi-part acts, with simple four-digit passwords provided between each. I like how when you continue you pick up right where you left off instead of starting the whole act over. None of the stages are great but they are short and there's always something new around the corner. Packing a lot of variety and an elaborate storyline tying it all together, Wurm may be the most sophisticated NES shooter I've played. © Copyright 2021 The Video Game Critic.