The aliens are just generic human shapes, although if you squint I guess they look like little red ETs. Below each alien are cannons that resemble orange mushrooms - and are no less lethal! Beneath those is a row of green circles that serve as an impervious barrier (they suck).
Your laser cannon at the bottom is shaped like a wide pyramid. When destroyed a little guy escapes who can run up to a remaining shield to form another cannon. So you essentially have four lives per round. It's hard to take aim at the aliens as they abruptly shift from side-to-side.
Instead of a conventional scoring system (which would have been a good idea) your goal is to win ten rounds. You score a single point by clearing a screen of invaders, and they score by depleting your set of lives. You know it's a dumb system when you nail that mother ship at the top and don't have a damn thing to show for it. And then she regenerates!
It all sounds perfectly awful, but the true test of any game comes when you actually try to beat it. It's no War of the Worlds, but Alien Invaders is certainly a challenge. Enemy cannons strike like lightning, and when the mother ship descends with that all-seeing eye, things get intense. I noticed that shooting just along the edge of each shield provides some much-needed cover. Upon losing all your cannons, your dude is just left standing there waiting to be shot.
I did have one dramatic moment when I lost my last cannon just before hitting the last alien for the win. I ended up losing 10-8, but that might be for the best, because after beating Alien Invaders Plus there would be little incentive to play it again. And I'm still trying to figure out what the "Plus" is. © Copyright 2020 The Video Game Critic.
When you first begin, the words "slalom", "giant slalom", and "downhill" slowly begin to cycle at the bottom of the screen. You're supposed to pull back on the joystick to select the event you want. It's a weirdly non-intuitive design considering the Odyssey has a full keyboard for crying out loud!
All events have you navigating between "gates" which look like pairs of blue and red trees. Seriously, is that the best they could do? Some of the more challenging events have one "flag" directly above the other, so you need to cut sideways to pass between them. Giant Slalom puts a bit more space between the gates. Downhill has the closest-spaced gates, but they are easiest to stay between.
It's neat how the skiers "assume the starting position" before the "go" signal. Each race is 55 gates long, which translates into less than a minute per race. If you complete a run without missing a gate your player jumps up and down with glee. Tripping over a flag causes you to lose control temporarily, and that usually means a missed gate (or three). Missing a single gate results in disqualification (harsh!). At that point the game just tracks the number of gates missed.
The razor-slim margin for error forces you to move at a controlled, deliberate pace. I like the whooshing sound as you turn, but it's hard to develop any rhythm or momentum. There's no single-player mode. In theory you could just ignore the right side but frankly I didn't find Alpine Skiing enjoyable enough to spend much time with. © Copyright 2023 The Video Game Critic.
Just like in a real haunted house, you only get fleeting glimpses of the dangers that lie ahead. A horizontal strip across the center gives you a narrow peek, and intermittent lightning flashes illuminate the screen. Your goal is to find chests which contain diamonds and magic items. You'll also encounter spiders, bats, skeletons, and ghosts.
The battles are surprisingly fun. You repeatedly "roll a dice" to reduce the monster's hit points as he slowly encroaches upon you. I wish you didn't have to wait five seconds between attacks, but I like the suspense.
Magic items add a strategic element. The frog eye pushes a creature back a step, and the snake tongue can kill it with one blow. The vulture feature will award you with 150 points for sacrificing a turn. You can only hold one item at a time, and it can be hard to remember which one you're carrying.
I love the attention to detail (666 score in manual screenshot) and not-so-subtle horror elements (upside-down cross on title screen). Amityville seems slow at first but I became obsessed with this ingenious little action-strategy homebrew. Still trying to reach 666! © Copyright 2017 The Video Game Critic.
The controls could be described as "stilted". At first my friends could not even figure out how to shoot! You first hold in the button, causing your guy to stop in his tracks. Then you push in one of eight directions to fire a single bullet from out of your head.
You move in a quick, slippery manner, making it a challenge to navigate the maze-like rooms with electrified walls. The robots move in fits-and-stops, and when they fire a 100 MPH snowball your way you often have no time to react. Keeping your distance is the best policy.
For each new screen you almost immediately have to start making your way towards the exit to assure your escape, and sometimes even that strategy isn't good enough. You never know if the head is going to emerge from the left or right side of the screen. The good news is, he's slower than you, so you can toy with him a bit.
To rack up the big points you need to completely clear out the rooms, but that's a risky proposition because there are so many robots. Sometimes they destroy themselves by walking into walls, so don't exit a room until the last possible moment. The AI is meant to be poor - watching robots destroy themselves is half the fun.
After they got the hang of it my friends loved this game. They could even overlook the erratic collision detection, which in some cases is criminally bad. But that unpredictability just adds to the challenge. Amok will have you pressing that reset key over and over again. And then the cursing begins. © Copyright 2023 The Video Game Critic.
Half the variations offer guided missiles, and with a little practice you can thread the needle for some precision kills. The problem is, after your tank is destroyed it's not relocated, making it possible for your opponent to land several successive hits. It is however possible to put your tank in reverse, something you can't do in Combat.
One thing not readily apparently is how you only get 20 shots, which you'll almost certainly exhaust before the three minute time limit is up. During one battle my friend Scott M. pretended he was out of shots, only to start lighting my ass up when I came out of hiding! He is one sneaky bastard!
Sub-Chase looks more like Air-Sea Battle (Atari 2600, 1978) with one player flying an airplane and the other navigating a sub in the water below. You fire guided missiles at each other while trying to avoid hitting ships crossing in the center. Strike one accidentally and you lose a point.
The controls are tricky because you're throttling your speed and guiding a missile at the same time. As with the tank variations, this one is fun for a round or three. I don't think Armored Encounter can match Combat's level of fun but it's every bit as competitive. © Copyright 2020 The Video Game Critic.
Two cannons, one on each side of the screen, are used to destroy invaders. You don't have a middle cannon like the 2600 version, but you do get something called a "Blitz Bomb". It's basically a smart bomb (wipes out everything on the screen) which you can use once per wave. It really adds some much needed strategy.
It's useful because once you take a hit or two, everything tends to go to hell pretty quickly. When the game is over, the Cosmic Ark does not make an appearance, which makes sense since that game was never available for the Odyssey 2. Atlantis is a one-player game, but you can choose between four skill levels. Check it out. © Copyright 2001 The Video Game Critic.
Before each wave, the Time Lord materializes in the form of a small, red, talking head. With the voice module plugged in, he'll predict your impending doom with ominous lines like "Conquer the earth", "Kill the human", and "Attack and destroy". How cool is that?
Attack's gameplay involves moving a triangular cannon left to right, firing at "time ships" that emerge from a vortex in the center of the screen. These ships zip around in swirling formations, attempting try to drop what appears to be bird poop on your cannon. You only fire one shot at a time, but it clears the screen very quickly, giving the game a rapid-fire feel. Still, that last time ship is usually a real pain in the ass to shoot down.
The game is fun for a while, but with extended play it reveals itself to be a bit shallow and monotonous. As waves progress you'll contend with homing missiles, but otherwise nothing much changes. Attack of the Time Lord isn't the most addictive shooter in the world, but its slick graphics and cool presentation definitely make it worth playing. © Copyright 2007 The Video Game Critic.