Publisher: Ubisoft (2007)
Reviewed: 2007/5/12
Rating: Everyone
Geometry Wars Galaxies
Grade: A
Publisher: Bizarre Creations (2007)
Reviewed: 2007/12/23
Rating: Everyone
Publisher: Sega (2007)
Reviewed: 2008/2/1
Rating: Mature (blood and gore, violence)
Ghostbusters: The Video Game
Grade: B+
Publisher: Atari (2009)
Reviewed: 2009/7/18
Rating: Everyone
Go Diego Go! Safari Rescue
Grade: NA
Publisher: Take-Two Interactive (2007)
Reviewed: 2008/3/24
Rating: Everyone
Publisher: Bandai (2011)
Reviewed: 2015/9/6
Rating: Everyone 10+
Publisher: Activision (2010)
Reviewed: 2011/4/10
Rating: Teen (blood, mild language, suggestive themes, violence)
Goosebumps Horrorland
Grade: C+
Publisher: Elastic (2008)
Reviewed: 2014/10/11
Rating: Everyone 10+

It may look like bargain bin material, but this kid-friendly Halloween title is surprisingly entertaining. You are a kid exploring a horror-themed amusement park that turns out to be quite expansive. Once you begin unlocking macabre-themed rides and games, it becomes habit-forming. There's a lot of diverse areas to explore from a vampire village to a misty swamp to an Egyptian pyramid. The carnival-style games are mainly of the target-shooting variety, and most range from moderately fun to super lame. Still, there are some highlights like the skee-ball race and putt-putt courses. As with most golf games on the Wii, the swing controls tend to be erratic. The rides are the main attraction - especially the roller coasters. One lets you tilt your cart to the side to avoid hazards, and another lets you shoot ghosts and vampire targets. The illusion of plunging down hills and being whisked around turns is terrific. Likewise the bumper car ride conveys that half-way-out-of-control feeling similar to the real thing. The flume rides would be a lot more fun if you didn't have to paddle your way through them. Despite its rudimentary graphics Horrorland conveys a spooky atmosphere thanks to haunting music and eerie sound effects. The scare factor is low but the floating vampires in the "garlic crusher" game are creepy. The game's sense of progression is terrific. There are five separate areas to unlock, and it's fun to thoroughly explore each area to see what they have in store. Unlocked attractions become available in two-player mode, and I love how both players can ride the rollercoaster at once. Goosebumps Horrorland is one of the better amusement park-themed games I've played, and you can bump up the grade by a letter if it's close to Halloween. © Copyright 2014 The Video Game Critic.
Grand Slam Tennis
Grade: C-
Publisher: Electronic Arts (2009)
Reviewed: 2009/9/15
Rating: Everyone
Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters
Grade: D
Publisher: Warner Bros. (2011)
Reviewed: 2020/5/8
Rating: Teen
Guilty Gear XX Accent Core Plus
Grade: B-
Publisher: Aksys (2008)
Reviewed: 2010/2/27
Rating: Teen (language, mild blood, partial nudity, sexual themes, use of tobacco, violence)
Gunblade NY & L.A. Machineguns Arcade Hits Pack
Grade: C-
Publisher: Sega (2010)
Reviewed: 2010/11/16
Rating: Teen (violence)

If you love rapid-fire shooters, you'll want to brace yourself for this "arcade hits pack" from Sega. This disk serves up two fast-paced light gun titles from the late 90's. Each feels like a high-speed thrill ride as you're automatically whisked through urban environments while unleashing a torrent of bullets at angular terrorists. Gunblade NY is incredibly simple as you continuously blast away while moving a crosshair around the screen. The graphics are Dreamcast quality, and even though the scenery isn't very detailed, the smooth frame-rate makes it a fun ride. It's exhilarating to weave around buildings and plunge from great heights to ground level. Some enemies fire cannons, some wear jet-packs, and others hop around like fleas. Fortunately they tend to dress in bright colors and are highlighted in red when about to fire a missile. Most absorb several hits before disappearing in a mini mushroom cloud (what the?). The controls are extremely accurate. LA Machineguns is a sequel that incorporates better graphics and a little strategy. It's now possible for your gun to overheat, and you'll also get docked points for shooting civilians. I like its premise of rescuing the President - that's about as old-school as you can get! Although both games are fun for a quick play, the action does get monotonous eventually, and you might even experience motion sickness during extended play. Each game offers selectable stages and high scores are allegedly saved both locally and on-line. Unfortunately, the ranking/scoring system is so complicated that I couldn't make heads or tails out of it. This is probably the weirdest arcade compilation I've ever seen, but for a select group of trigger-happy gamers, this may just be a little slice of heaven. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.
Publisher: Atari Interactive (2010)
Reviewed: 2012/9/18
Rating: Everyone (language, mild blood, mild cartoon violence)
Heavenly Guardian
Grade: D+
Publisher: Starfish (2007)
Reviewed: 2009/4/23
Rating: Everyone
House of the Dead 2 and 3 Return
Grade: A
Publisher: Sega (2008)
Reviewed: 2008/10/2
Rating: Mature (blood and gore, violence)

I knew House of the Dead 2 was great when I played it on the Dreamcast in 1999, but little did I know I was playing the
best light-gun game ever! It perfectly combines pulse-pounding zombie shooting action, amazing eye candy, and a unique tongue-in-cheek style. House of the Dead 2 is set in an old city with water canals (not unlike Venice), and its narrow walkways and antiquated buildings provide rich, claustrophobic environments. The memorable cast of creeps includes axe-throwing zombies, overweight chainsaw-toting ghouls, and slimy water creatures. Interesting bosses include a headless knight and a leaping lizard whose chest conveniently opens to expose his beating heart. The shooting action is terrific fun, and it's especially satisfying to blow holes in a zombie's head and chest. There are even alternate paths that branch when you shoot strategic targets. The dialogue is absolutely absurd, but it's also one of the more endearing qualities of the game. Memorable lines include "Suffer like G did?", "Don't come! Don't come!", and "Thank you for rescuing me!" House of the Dead 2 has aged like wine, and this Wii edition is dead-on. You can turn the crosshair on or off, and either option works well. House of the Dead 3 is also a fine game, although it can't quite match its predecessor. Its industrial locations are ho-hum, and the visuals look somewhat cartoonish. There are no weapon upgrades like a machine gun, but the default shotgun is pretty awesome. I like how you only have to
aim offscreen to reload - not shoot. If only the
original House of the Dead had been included with this package, it might have been an A+. © Copyright 2008 The Video Game Critic.
House of the Dead Overkill, The
Grade: C
Publisher: Sega (2009)
Reviewed: 2009/2/28
Rating: Mature

I Spy Spooky Mansion
Grade: B
Publisher: Scholastic (2010)
Reviewed: 2020/11/18
Rating: Everyone
Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings
Grade: B
Publisher: LucasArts (2009)
Reviewed: 2009/8/9
Rating: Teen
Indy 500 Legends
Grade: B-
Publisher: Destineer (2007)
Reviewed: 2018/6/22
Rating: Everyone
Jaws: Ultimate Predator
Grade: F-
Publisher: Majesco (2011)
Reviewed: 2012/9/18
Rating: Teen (blood, violence)

A few years back I played a really bad Jaws game called
Jaws Unleashed (Xbox, 2005), which was about as fun as being consumed by an actual shark. Ultimate Predator is equally unpleasant. The opening cut-scene has still pictures with voice-overs. The characters are real actors processed by computers to give them a "painted" look. It's a bizarre effect that screams "low budget". You view the action from behind your shark, not unlike
Ecco the Dolphin: Defender of the Future (Dreamcast, 2000). It seems reasonable that you can dart forward, bite, and swat with your tail. After all, this is the kind of stuff sharks do in their free time. Less convincing are moves like "block" and the ability to perform "combos". Umm... is this a
fighting game?! The bloated control scheme even incorporates a targeting system and a "shark sense" which transforms the entire screen into split pea soup (ugh). Short missions let you do stuff like maul divers, kill squid, and destroy boats. It sounds like a lot more fun than it is. Instead of ripping off limbs and ramming boats, you just kind of thrash around until your victims magically disappear. You wouldn't even be able to tell if you were dealing damage if the divers didn't blink red! The collision detection is pathetic, and the horrendous camera makes it hard to see what's going on. Where is the gore? Where's the bloody carnage?! Even kids will regard this as super lame. It's bug-ridden as well, as I discovered when I became hopelessly stuck
in the opening tutorial! Jaws Ultimate Predator is a bad game that preys on unsuspecting customers. Stay out of the water. © Copyright 2012 The Video Game Critic.
Jenga World Tour
Grade: D+
Publisher: Atari (2007)
Reviewed: 2008/2/8
Rating: Everyone
Jurassic: The Hunted
Grade: C+
Publisher: Activision (2009)
Reviewed: 2010/6/22
Rating: Teen (blood, mild language, violence)
Publisher: Data Design Interactive (2008)
Reviewed: 2008/6/14
Rating: Everyone
Kawasaki Snowmobiles
Grade: F
Publisher: Data Design Interactive (2008)
Reviewed: 2009/1/28
Rating: Everyone

Video games are meant to be played, but Kawasaki Snowmobiles can only be
endured. I can handle sub-par graphics, but the abysmal controls make each race an agonizing experience. I guess I shouldn't have expected much, considering how
heinous that Kawasaki Jet Ski game I reviewed last summer was. Kawasaki Snowmobiles fails on every level. The stadium-enclosed courses are so generic you can't tell one from the next. The snow doesn't look bad, but the snowmobiles appear to be
floating above the surface - not unlike Luke Skywalker's landspeeder! The controls are worthless. Kawasaki employs the standard "tilt-the-controller" steering scheme, but your mobile tends to veer unpredictably side-to-side, and you'll struggle to keep it from tipping over. Staying on the track is futile, but that's okay because you can cut across the course and skip large track sections with no penalty! Occasionally you'll find yourself facing a wall, making it necessary to hit reverse. Inexplicably, this causes the camera angle to reverse itself, which is completely disorienting. Don't worry about falling too far behind though, because your three bunched-up opponents
slow down for you when you fall behind. You'll wish they didn't wait up, because the races are so long that you'll be
begging for their merciful conclusion. There's no turbo button or any real strategy to speak of, besides the aforementioned cheating. Kawasaki Snowmobile proves an interesting point: Just because a game is dirt-cheap doesn't necessarily mean you'll get your money's worth. © Copyright 2009 The Video Game Critic.
King of Fighters Collection: The Orochi Saga
Grade: A
Publisher: SNK (2008)
Reviewed: 2009/7/18
Rating: Teen
Kirby's Dream Collection Special Edition
Grade: C+
Publisher: Nintendo (2012)
Reviewed: 2013/6/15
Rating: Everyone 10+ (animated blood, cartoon violence)
Kirby's Epic Yarn
Grade: B+
Publisher: Nintendo (2010)
Reviewed: 2011/1/29
Rating: Everyone
Publisher: Bandai (2008)
Reviewed: 2010/4/10
Rating: Everyone 10+
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The
Grade: B+
Publisher: Nintendo (2011)
Reviewed: 2012/2/28
Rating: Everyone 10+
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Grade: A
Publisher: Nintendo (2006)
Reviewed: 2007/5/4
Rating: Teen (animated blood, fantasy violence)
Lego Indiana Jones 2
Grade: F
Publisher: LucasArts (2009)
Reviewed: 2011/6/29
Rating: Everyone
Lego Indiana Jones: The Original Adventures
Grade: D+
Publisher: LucasArts (2008)
Reviewed: 2008/7/13
Rating: Everyone
Link's Crossbow Training
Grade: B
Publisher: Nintendo (2007)
Reviewed: 2008/2/1
Rating: Teen (fantasy violence)