OddWorld: Munch's Odyssee
Grade: C
Publisher: OddWorld Inhabitants (2001)
Reviewed: 2008/3/16
Rating: Teen
OddWorld: Stranger's Wrath
Grade: C
Publisher: Electronic Arts (2006)
Reviewed: 2008/3/16
Rating: Teen
Otogi 2: Immortal Warriors
Grade: D
Publisher: Sega (2004)
Reviewed: 2005/4/15
Rating: Teen (blood, fantasy violence)
Otogi: Myth of Demons
Grade: F
Publisher: Sega (2003)
Reviewed: 2005/4/15
Rating: Teen (fantasy violence)
Outlaw Golf: Holiday Golf
Grade: F
Publisher: Simon and Schuster (2002)
Reviewed: 2010/2/21
Rating: Teen (comic mischief, mild language, mild violence)

This "interactive demo" was originally sold at Blockbuster video stores at the bargain price of $4.99. It's basically a scaled-down version of
Outlaw Golf (GameCube, 2002) outfitted with a holiday theme. I like the concept! Unfortunately, the original Outlaw Golf was marred by unfunny commentary, poorly-designed courses, atrocious camera angles, and confusing controls. Consequentially, Holiday Golf never had much of a chance. Its festive title screen makes an effort to get you into a holiday mood with a nice rendition of Jingle Bells. The players are decked out in Christmas colors and diminutive elves serve as spectators. The scenic courses feature ice-encrusted trees and quaint cottages, and if you look closely, you might get a glimpse of Santa flying with his reindeer! Before you begin playing however, be sure to shut off that obnoxious buffoon of a commentator. There's a fine line between irreverent and stupid, and this guy didn't get the memo. Even without the idiotic banter however, Holiday Golf is a disaster. I can accept the rock-hard, icy fairways, but obstacles like pipelines and overpasses seem strategically placed for the sole purpose of
pissing you off. Many greens are unfairly sloped towards water or sand traps. The very first hole is an "island", and as you can guess, the ball rolls off of it
all the time. The putting game is so bad, this game could qualify as
cruel and unusual punishment. You have the option of initiating tantrums and beating up your caddie, but these gimmicks are more pathetic than funny. Adding insult to injury, there is substantial load times between holes. Holiday Golf was meant to be a promotional stunt, but it's best remembered as a
cautionary tale. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.
Our high score: 84
1 or 2 players
Outlaw Golf: Nine More Holes of Xmas
Grade: F
Publisher: Simon and Schuster (2003)
Reviewed: 2010/2/21
Rating: Teen (comic mischief, mature sexual themes, mild language, mild violence)

I question the existence of this sequel, considering what an utter
travesty the first holiday golf game was! The back of the box states, "Stuff this! (in your stocking stoopid!)" which offers keen insight into the game's intellectual level. It's hard to believe someone actually got
paid to write that. Nine More Holes begins with the generic Outlaw Golf intro, but transitions into a nice holiday screen with Jingle Bell Rock music. The gameplay is on par with the previous Holiday Golf game, which puts it squarely into "trainwreck" territory. This edition offers tutorial videos which are unwatchable thanks to stereotyped characters that try hard to be funny but fail miserably. For the first three holes or so, this game seems to be a modest improvement from the previous edition. The courses tend to be wider with less annoying obstacles. Then you reach a series of holes that look like
floating islands. Two words:
Ill-advised! In addition to inexplicable hole designs, the camera angles are atrocious. Sometimes after hitting the ball the camera will remain planted behind you, making you wonder where the
hell your ball went. In one instance I found myself in an impossible situation, and if not for the shot limit, I would have been stuck on that hole for the
rest of eternity. As usual for Outlaw titles, the game's corny sense of humor is so bad that a
barf bag should have been included in the package. The animations of a hot female golfer slapping her caddie and pulling their hair is pretty hilarious -
if you're seven years old! How low can a video game go? Try Nine More Holes of Christmas and find out for yourself. © Copyright 2010 The Video Game Critic.
Our high score: 71
1 or 2 players
Outlaw Volleyball
Grade: C-
Publisher: Simon and Schuster (2003)
Reviewed: 2004/5/12
Rating: Mature (mature humor, mild violence, suggestive themes)

I tend to enjoy Volleyball games, and considering the incredible babes that grace this title, Outlaw Volleyball should have rated much higher. These chicks are even sexier than the gorgeous dames in Dead or Alive Volleyball (Xbox). Outlaw Volleyball also includes an assortment of male characters, but what's the point in that? What
really stinks is that only
two of the females are available off the bat, and you'll need to invest an inordinate amount of time in the single-player "tour" mode to unlock the others. The gameplay itself is average at best. Well-designed controls let you set the ball and aim shots with precision, and a power meter determines the potency of your spikes. Unfortunately the females tend to be weak, and as a result most games feature endless volleys. But the biggest drawback to this game is its whole "outlaw" theme. The loud-mouthed, wisecracking announcer is a complete jerk, and I had to shut him off almost immediately. The volleyball courts are set in unappealing places including a prison and a sewer. Wacky extra "features" like exploding balls, dynamite, and one-on-one fights do nothing but bog down the action. Although the packaging refers to the humor as "mature", in fact it's anything but! When all is said and done, Outlaw Volleyball is fair, but it's really no better than any of the other volleyball games on the market. © Copyright 2004 The Video Game Critic.
Outlaw Volleyball Red Hot
Grade: NA
Publisher: Simon and Schuster (2003)
Reviewed: 2004/3/5
Rating: Teen

You may have seen this $5 demo game sitting at your local Blockbuster, and it's not a bad deal. Red Hot is basically a teaser for the full-blown Outlaw Volleyball game, and it certainly did attract my attention. This demo appeals to the primal urges of male players by featuring four incredibly shapely chicks playing volleyball on a court located in hell. These are hands-down the
hottest women I've ever seen in a video game (as of this writing), even surpassing the gratuitously sexy dames of Dead or Alive Xtreme Volleyball (Xbox). The scenery consists of fiery caverns and huge demon spectaculars that look downright scary. If the minimal gameplay offered here is any indication, the real Outlaw Volleyball is a pretty solid game. The controls are easy to learn and similar to Beach Spikers (Sega). The court is displayed vertically, and the camera can be an issue if you're playing on the far side of the net. In the true "Outlaw" spirit, you can also initiate fights with the other team, but inexplicably the girls do NOT use this opportunity to rip off each other's clothes, much to the chagrin of me and my friends. The only real complaint I have is with the idiotic commentator. His nonstop remarks are both obnoxious and moronic, and I really felt like beating the living [expletive] out of him. But ultimately Red Hot is a nice little demo that serves itspurpose quite well, and I'm not just saying that because it features a bunch of half-naked chicks. Okay, okay, I
am just saying that because it features a bunch of half-naked chicks. Oh, and by the way, don't try to unlock any hidden players or courts, because you can't. © Copyright 2004 The Video Game Critic.
Publisher: Sega (2004)
Reviewed: 2019/8/17
Rating: Everyone
Outrun 2006: Coast to Coast
Grade: A+
Publisher: Sega (2006)
Reviewed: 2019/8/17
Rating: Everyone
Painkiller: Hell Wars
Grade: B-
Publisher: Dreamcatcher (2006)
Reviewed: 2007/11/6
Rating: Mature (blood and gore, intense violence, partial nudity)
Panzer Dragoon Orta
Grade: A-
Publisher: Sega (2003)
Reviewed: 2003/2/27
Rating: Teen (animated blood, violence)
Pinball Hall of Fame: The Gottlieb Collection
Grade: C
Publisher: Crave (2005)
Reviewed: 2005/3/22
Rating: Everyone
Pirates of the Caribbean
Grade: D-
Publisher: Bethesda (2003)
Reviewed: 2003/7/27
Rating: Teen (violence, gambling, use of alcohol)
Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat
Grade: A-
Publisher: Electronic Arts (2002)
Reviewed: 2006/10/14
Rating: Teen (suggestive themes, violence)

Although widely overlooked, Legend of Black Kat is arguably the best pirate game ever made. It's a potent combination of explosive sea battles, interesting island exploration, and exciting swordplay. The game progresses at a steady clip thanks to its nicely tuned difficulty, responsive controls, and frequent save points. You assume the role of an attractive female pirate by the name of Kat, who must single-handedly battle famous pirates, giant crabs, gorillas, and skeletons. In addition to wielding a sword, Kat can hurl knives and toss exploding powder kegs. Each island is unique and fun to explore. I especially like the nifty vibration effect that alerts you of nearby buried treasure. Controlling your ship on the high seas is easy thanks to arcade-style controls that even include a turbo boost! Blasting away at other ships is satisfying, especially when they explode into flames. This Xbox version's graphics are noticeably more polished than the Playstation 2 version, and its crisp audio includes creaking boats hulls, exotic birds, resounding explosions, and a lively musical score. The save and load times are much better in this version as well. Those looking for realism will prefer
Sid Meier's Pirates (Xbox, 2005), but gamers looking for non-stop action should check out this underrated adventure. © Copyright 2006 The Video Game Critic.
Pitfall: The Lost Expedition
Grade: C-
Publisher: Activision (2004)
Reviewed: 2005/7/3
Rating: Everyone
Project Gotham Racing
Grade: B+
Publisher: Microsoft (2001)
Reviewed: 2001/12/6

I'm not sure what "Project Gotham" means, but this is no Batman game. It's a super-realistic racer that takes you through the streets of New York, London, Tokyo, and San Francisco. With sharp graphics, responsive control, and intense gameplay, Project Gotham is easily one of the best racers I've ever played. The 25 cars look fantastic and handle like a dream. The tracks aren't very exciting, but there's plenty of variety and the cities look fairly realistic. The main problem is that the tracks tend to have VERY dark shadows, making it difficult to judge upcoming turns. A well-designed "kudos" system allows you to earn points by driving with style, speed, and skill. It's really fun to watch your points rack up during a good run. You use these points to unlock new tracks and cars. Unlike Gran Turismo 3 (PS2), you won't have to invest an inordinate amount of time to get to the good stuff. The audio is less impressive, and the "radio" tunes didn't really appeal to me. The four-player split-screen mode is smooth and very competitive. Project Gotham is really a very impressive first generation racer for the XBox. © Copyright 2001 The Video Game Critic.
Project Gotham Racing 2
Grade: B+
Publisher: Microsoft (2003)
Reviewed: 2004/6/23
Rating: Everyone
Quantum Redshift
Grade: B+
Publisher: Microsoft (2002)
Reviewed: 2003/1/30
Rating: Teen (mild violence)

I've played plenty of futuristic racers with hovering vehicles, from F-Zero on the SNES to Wipeout on the Playstation. But Quantum Redshift seems to have learned from the lessons of those past games and put together a superior product. It has simple controls, large vehicles, and some of the most visually compelling tracks I've ever seen. You'll race through loops, underwater, and over waterfalls. The scenery is so varied that it's impossible to describe, but always magnificent in scale. When you race through water, drops bead on your windshield, and it looks terrific. Likewise the explosions are huge, colorful, and satisfying. The simple control scheme lets you shoot homing missiles, straight missiles, engage turbo, or activate a shield. The shield is great to have when you're in the lead (or approaching the finish line!). You're warned of incoming fire so you even know when to engage it. The racing vehicles are large and meticulously detailed. While they may bounce off walls quite a bit, they never slow down much. The races are relatively short, and you'll always look forward to see what the next track has in store. An up tempo (but repetitive) techno soundtrack keeps the intensity high. So what's not to like about this game? Well the difficulty goes through the roof when you go from amateur to expert level, and some of the advanced tracks are very narrow and windy, requiring memorization to do well. Also, Quantum Redshift isn't very original, and you probably have a game like this in your collection already. But it's certainly a wild, exciting ride. I played it until my index finger was sore. Sounds like a recommendation to me. © Copyright 2003 The Video Game Critic.
R: Racing Evolution
Grade: F
Publisher: Namco (2003)
Reviewed: 2004/5/12
Rating: Teen (mild language, suggestive themes)
Rallisport Challenge
Grade: B
Publisher: Microsoft (2002)
Reviewed: 2002/8/14
Red Dead Revolver
Grade: B
Publisher: Rockstar (2004)
Reviewed: 2010/6/20
Rating: Mature (blood, violence)
Publisher: Ubi Soft (2002)
Reviewed: 2003/4/26
Rating: Teen (violence)